Jase the Ace
2nd Dec 2004, 09:25
I'd like to welcome you aboard this flying school Intro flight, I'd like to take a s#it load of your money and whole lot of time to point out the safety features of this aircraft, bought with your student loan. Don't bother moving the door handel forward because there is no exit, once we've got you there is no escape, please keep your seatbelt fastened throughout the duration of the flight as its going to be a long rough one.There is a first aid kit under the back seat for minor cuts and abrations, although a fat lot of good it will do when you crack your head open on the control yoke.There is a fire extin.. exting...putter outterer between the front seats which buy the time you work out how to retreive it your balls will be black.There used to be an axe under my seat but the flying school was losing to many students.There is an ELT in the tail cone which is removable but you'll need the axe which is no longer there to get to it.
Does anyone want a straight and level briefing?
Does anyone want a straight and level briefing?