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Vox Populi
28th Nov 2004, 11:12
Is this a sad indictment on cabin crew pay...?


News of The World Story (with pics) (http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news5.shtml)




GORGEOUS Laura Tolmie looked every inch the smart, efficient air hostess as she strode up and down the aisle making her pre-flight checks.

But what fantasising male passengers eyeing up the smiling beauty's shapely legs never realised was that, hours after landing, they would be wrapped around a male porn star.

For the take-off Laura, 24, loved best was slipping out of her starchy Britannia Airways uniform to romp naked for the cameras in steamy hard-core flicks.

"It excited me to think that the men smiling at me as I served them their meal had no idea I'd soon be stripping off to make a porn film," says Laura, a former Miss Scotland.

"I did it to boost my income. I only got £1,000 a month as a hostess—but I made £500 for a day's shoot. My only worry was that if someone recognised me I could be out of a job."

Raunchy

Laura secretly made six movies while working as a hostess for her unsuspecting bosses—but today she tells how even wilder sex was always in the air among Britannia's randy plane crews.

The stunner reveals how fellow stewardesses STRIPPED in raunchy shows for pilots and took part in wild three-in-a-bed ORGIES.

And she lifts the lid on how she ROMPED with her boyfriend in the loo during a flight—and how she would secretly PUNISH stroppy passengers by wiping their food on the toilet bowl.

Laura also explained how she wouldn't ever have to bother removing her knickers to make a porn movie after work—because she and her fellow hostesses never wore them.

"Knickers were useless because the elastic would dig in as everything swelled up through the air pressure—so we all went commando," she giggles.

Laura got into hard-core porn after doing some modelling work on her days off.

"I was struggling for money and was told what I could earn making a movie," she says.

"So I decided to have a go. The first shoot I did was with another girl—just us kissing and stroking each other. Then I was asked if I would be happy having sex with a guy. I'd split from my boyfriend so I did it. I had a few drinks just to calm my nerves and once you start kissing and stroking each other you forget that the cameras are there.

"It's weird having sex in a room full of strangers but once you start enjoying yourself you lose your inhibitions and in the end I did enjoy it. The guy was gorgeous.

"After that I really got into the films and found them erotic. The money was brilliant too."

And it wasn't so different when she was at work with Britannia—apart from the money!

She told how the stewardesses used to put on raunchy entertainments for pilots.

"We'd stop over in hotels and get absolutely trashed, then everyone would pile in to the same room," she says.

"The pilots and captains were a bit older but they were just as badly behaved and used to get the girls to put on strip shows for them.

"Even the quiet ones would strip down to their knickers and the blokes loved it."

Laura reveals how sex went with the job—whether you were married or not.

"It's a very incestuous job and affairs between pilots, captains and air hostesses are rife. They're away so much their wives never suspect a thing," she says.

"The parties we had were legendary. One night an air steward had a threesome with two of the girls he worked with.

"The girls got off with each other and put on a show for him then they all ended up having sex."

Laura also reveals how she joined the Mile High Club—with her boyfriend Wes Meadows.

"One of the perks of the job is that you get cheap flights for your friends so I took Wes to Corfu on a stopover for a few days," she says.

"It was last July and I decided after watching so many passengers join the Mile High Club that I'd have a go myself.

"I bundled him into the toilet and sneaked in after him.

"We had sex there. It was quick, but really thrilling thinking I could get caught at any moment.

"If my bosses found out I would have been sacked without a doubt— but that was part of the excitement."

Laura left Britannia in August to go into full-time modelling.

And the one thing she doesn't miss about her old job are rude or stroppy passengers. Laura says: "We're in an incredibly powerful position and in some ways I think that's what men find a turn on.

"We have to order them around when they are on board for their own safety.

"Most people accept this but you do get some who can be quite nasty and offensive and treat you like a skivvy.

Wipe

"Often men would eye me up and their wife or girlfriend would notice and be really difficult and try to put me down in front of other customers.

"But I got my own back. I used to drop their food on the floor and stand on it, or if they were really bad I'd wipe the bread roll on the toilet seat."

Laura's now given up porn movies for good. And the Glaswegian beauty—once a guest presenter on The Big Breakfast during her Miss Scotland days—is now aiming for a TV career.

She insists that she has no regrets about her porn past.

"I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of and I've had a lot of fun," she says.

"Now I want to stick to modelling and I'd like to present on the adult channel or Playboy TV rather than be performing before the camera.

"You only live once and there is no point in having regrets about something that was fun."

Lon More
28th Nov 2004, 11:25
The News of the Screws - British gutter journalism at its best

BlueDiamond
28th Nov 2004, 11:27
Is this a sad indictment on cabin crew pay...?

No, it isn't. It's a cheap shot on your part. Her employer is not responsible for her personal choices or for those of any other employee.

flapsforty
28th Nov 2004, 11:33
A very enterprising young lady with many fine assets. Even if loyalty to her previous company and co-workers doesn't appear to be one of them.
What with the workload on short-haul these days, I very much doubt she'd have time to wipe anything on the toilet seat, let alone coordinate which pax gets which roll. It's the kind of bullsh!t eagerly lapped up by a quality publication like News of The World though.
Her change of full-time employment looks like a win-win situation for both the airline and the porn industry. ;)

Vox Populi
28th Nov 2004, 11:34
Calm down chaps.

The cheap shot comes from Ms Tolmie herself - read the article.

Gutter press? If you really strongly disapprove of hard core porn, why blame the press? Blame the young lady. If you don't strongly disapprove of hard core porn, then lay off the newspaper that has just helped this young lady's career by buying her story and publishing colour modelling shots - for which I am sure she is most grateful.

tony draper
28th Nov 2004, 12:09
Not as if the lass did anything really vile like becoming a MP or summat is it?
:rolleyes:

Grandpa
28th Nov 2004, 12:38
....because you think it's not satisfying !

OK!

But never forget it's less obscene than war propaganda!

Onan the Clumsy
28th Nov 2004, 13:42
Laura, 24, loved best was slipping out of her starchy Britannia Airways uniform to romp naked Personally, I'd prefer it if she would romp IN the uniform :}

Captain Chuckles
28th Nov 2004, 14:53
I heard a story about a number of hosties who work(ed) for a lo-cost Irish carrier based out of Stansted who were picked up as part of a police raid on hookers. Supposed to have happened a couple of months ago. Is this true or just another fantasy story?

Standard Noise
28th Nov 2004, 15:07
Does it really matter what she's doing once she clocks off from the day job? At least she's not up the duff and claiming free housing or benefits and generally costing the taxpayer a fortune.

All power to the girl, let her get on with it I say!

The Invisible Man
28th Nov 2004, 15:18
The Joys of working for Britannia eh!!!

20 odd years and not laid once

:{

XXTSGR
28th Nov 2004, 15:47
PS Vox Pop - write out 100 times "The name of the airline is Britannia not Brittania".

surely not
28th Nov 2004, 15:48
The difficulties of being invisible eh, I'm sure that they used to feel for you :D

Vox Populi
28th Nov 2004, 16:57
Fair cop.

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It's a lot easier than it used to be.

BALIX
28th Nov 2004, 22:33
Hmmmm - all looks a bit, erm, fishy to me. No self respecting porn star would be photographed in knickers THAT big, or a bra that would fit Fern Brittan. :}

Buster Hyman
29th Nov 2004, 01:05
I can assure you, she was never on the Britannia flights to MEL!:( :sad: :{

surely not
29th Nov 2004, 14:23
If her claims are true I'm surprised that there aren't more boot and leg videaos of BY room parties available. They would make an interesting addition to the items on sale in the in flight magazine!!

Biggles Flies Undone
29th Nov 2004, 14:48
So she flew with the white hatters by day and.....

OK OK I'll get my coat......

Blacksheep
30th Nov 2004, 07:46
Her description of the action doesn't fit - I simply don't believe she's ever been on set. In my experience it was a room crammed so full of people - with lights, two movie cameras and a couple of guys with still cameras poking their lenses round your bum - that you could hardly forget they were there. And its all stop and go - lots of short takes followed by longer breaks while they change the lights round and set up for new camera positions - certainly not the "erotic" intimate fun that she describes.

No, you won't recognize me with the brown wig, moustache and long sideburns. The ladies didn't shave in those days either...

The only useful thing I got out of it was a certain useful trick that gives me extra staying power.

..edited down to keep it decent...

Buster Hyman
30th Nov 2004, 09:27
The only useful thing I got out of it was a certain useful trick that gives me extra staying power.
Stunt double?:cool:

Vont phood
30th Nov 2004, 09:40
A good job you didn't mix that phrase up Buster :D

Biggles Flies Undone
30th Nov 2004, 09:43
Yeah - if he'd done that he would be fotally tucked... ;)

PorcoRosso
30th Nov 2004, 10:54
My Girlfriend is F/A in a national carrier.
When she joined this Airline last year; they were 30 or so to follow the course and start the training. One of the F/A, did nothing to hide she was a former porn movie actress ! She performed a dozen movies with famous names like : Rocco Siffredi or Sylvia Saint !!! (Not Porco Siffredi ..;sighh )
Everybody in the airline know about her and her past ...
Mrs Porco meet her now and then (professionnally, I mean ;) ) .. A nice girl doing her job properly.

I can imagine some day, when a passenger will ask her : "I saw you before ..where was it ?"
"Well, I was naked, busy with 2 or 3 men ... maybe on PayTV ? "

Backtrack
30th Nov 2004, 11:01
PS Vox Pop - write out 100 times "The name of the airline is Britannia not Brittania".
XXTSGR

Not anymore it isn't. Write out 100 times:

Thomsonfly! :D

BALIX
30th Nov 2004, 11:58
Buster:

Stunt double?

Vont:

A good job you didn't mix that phrase up Buster

Dunt stouble :confused: :confused: :confused:

Vont phood
30th Nov 2004, 15:02
Your innocence must be very becoming to some Balix :D

Boss Raptor
30th Nov 2004, 15:24
I feel it my moral duty to offer direction and assistance to such 'downfallen' gentlewomen of the F/A variety who need a guiding hand out of such a moral pit of depravity and vice (see Michael Palin's 'The Missionary' as good example) :)

Jerricho
30th Nov 2004, 15:28
Am I the only one who having read the article is a little disturbed in reading

and how she would secretly PUNISH stroppy passengers by wiping their food on the toilet bowl.

Oh, and I wonder if our friend Heli-gurl and her B-F have read all this. Poor old B-F won't be allowed out of the house again.

surely not
30th Nov 2004, 15:40
Interesting that she found anything solid enough in pax food to wipe around the toilet seat and put back in the foil!!

There sure isn't anything solid enough once you've eaten it :yuk:

SyllogismCheck
30th Nov 2004, 17:10
Don't the signs in the dunnies saying "Please flush twice, the galley is further than you think." mean an additional trip round the bowl for the 'food' is superfluous? :confused:

Jerricho
30th Nov 2004, 17:36
PUNISH stroppy passengers

I wonder if my MIL ever flew with them? :E