The Amusing E-mails From Johnny Foreigner Thread...

[Boss Raptor]

Spanish GF classics

'Tomorrow I'm going to spend a few days on the moontain! It's a sourprise!'

'I go to a weeding of a friend'

'I have a new mousse for computer'

Just like 'Allo Allo' but in Espanish...but she is nota Espanish she eaze a Catalan...

'I don't have your Christmas present yet... what would you like? something very cheap please... ;-) (who taught her that word/concept?!)

'I don't have any idea! so I was a good girl... yes, i am. ' ??? and the meaning of that is?

[Jerricho]

spend a few days on the moontain! It's a sourprise!

That sounds almost Canadian budday! :}

[Boss Raptor]

oh yep yr right she's really Canadian :)

'Aboot' and all that - learnt about it on South Park The Movie

[Jerricho]

I'm not allowed to mention South Park round here.

BHR told me it's crap, so it must be. :E

[Boss Raptor]

With dread of certain moderator sanctions I'd p(w)oint 'aboot' that Terrence and Philip are from Canada and BHR should note the song in said movie 'Shut yr f**cking face mother f**cker' et al (note disclaimer - I didnt say it I am merely quoting said movie)

[Jerricho]

BR, stop it!! You're only encouraging me.

And, as much as I like your version, the song actually goes "Shut your :mad: ing face Uncle :mad: er". Sorry old bean.