View Full Version : Aww, what the heck - a Tuesday joke....

2nd Nov 2004, 11:33
Regular readers of TRRBATPSOIT can scroll on, cos they'll have seen the first one.

Q. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?

A. Because he was outanding in his field.


Okay. Bailiff visits attractive girl who is wearing only a scimpy bathing robe. She is behind with her rent. She confesses she has no cash. She undoes the robe and it falls to the floor.

"Instead of cash you can have whatever you see between my legs," she whispers.

The bailiff gasps, kneels down and looks between her legs.

"'l'll have the flat screen TV, the DVD and the sofa....."