View Full Version : A totally politically incorrect joke

30th Oct 2004, 19:33
The Wrong Bitch

The train was quite crowded, so the U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well-dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine asked,
"Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word, he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked,
"Someone must defend my honor! Put this American in his place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.:D :} :}

30th Oct 2004, 19:52
Might not be "PC", but it's funny :ok:

30th Oct 2004, 20:14
:ok: :ok: :ok:

Still laughing here


30th Oct 2004, 22:13
rotfl, even if its anti french, it s worth a translation !

31st Oct 2004, 01:09
Oh, I thought you were going to tell the other "politically" (in-)correct joke going around:

Q: What's the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?

A: George W. Bush had a plan for getting out of the Vietnam War.


Astra driver
31st Oct 2004, 17:11

Hilarious ! :ok:

1st Nov 2004, 04:44
Very good, that improved my evening!:ok: :D

1st Nov 2004, 09:56
What's the difference between George W. and a shopping trolley?

A shopping trolley has a mind of it's own!

1st Nov 2004, 10:28
Newarksmells a cracker!!:ok:

five iron
1st Nov 2004, 13:18
A man and woman were at a Gallery in Washington, D.C. and were staring at a
portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a
park bench. Two of the figures had black peni*es, but the one in the middle
had a pink pen*s.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble
interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for nearly
half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African-Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society. In fact,
he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also
reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in
contemporary society."

After the curator left, a young man in a West Virginia t- shirt approached
the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really

"Now, why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the
gallery?" asked the couple.

"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no
African-Americans depicted at all.
They're just three West Virginia coal-miners,_and the guy in the middle went
home for lunch."

Buster Hyman
4th Nov 2004, 04:47
Christopher Reeve just won a part in a new film.

He's going to be in "Weekend at Bernies 3":ugh:

4th Nov 2004, 05:12
Buster, sorry very bad taste. Actually really, really very bad taste.:mad:

Buster Hyman
4th Nov 2004, 10:27
Bad taste, but right thread.

itchy kitchin
4th Nov 2004, 14:05
From the Boris Johnson book of poor taste:

"Apparently, JD Wetherspoons have opened the first pub in Baghdad... It's called the Bigley's Head"

Standing by to get flamed...
(it was texted to me by a lunatic!)

five iron
4th Nov 2004, 16:20
Very bad form! Have some respect. I know you live in Hounslow but that is no excuse!

4th Nov 2004, 16:56
Why did God invent women?

Because he couldn't teach sheep how to cook.

Buster Hyman
4th Nov 2004, 20:54
Why do women wear perfume & makeup?

Coz they smell & they're ugly!:}

4th Nov 2004, 22:08
Q. What does WIFE stand for ??.

A. Washing, Ironing, F**king, Etc.

Q. How do you know if there is a pilot at a party ?.

A. He'll tell you. :ouch:

-ducks head-


4th Nov 2004, 22:13
Itchy you're loosing your head boy !

Jelly Baby Freak
5th Nov 2004, 08:49
HMQ goes to Dresden to apologise.

While she's there she decides to open a new Indian restaurant

Bombay Doors

I'll get me coat....:\