View Full Version : The Passing of a Legend

23rd Oct 2004, 09:14
The Pilsbury Doughboy died yesterday from a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.
He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Count Chocula and Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as someone who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, and his two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus the one he and Play Dough reportedly had "in the oven."
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Awww Crumbs! :D

23rd Oct 2004, 09:50
My first boss used to call me the Pilsbury Doughboy. Cheeky Barst**d!. At 17, I had no idea what he was on about, then I saw Ghostbusters...:{

23rd Oct 2004, 10:23
Scone but not forgotten.

Okay, I'll leave quietly. :rolleyes:

23rd Oct 2004, 10:25
Don't go, BlueDiamond.

You're on a roll.

Hold on, I'll come with you.................... :ooh:

23rd Oct 2004, 10:32
Did he go to heaven or is that just pie in the sky?

23rd Oct 2004, 10:43
Cue music ...

Doughnut forsake me oh my darlin' ....


23rd Oct 2004, 10:47
At yeast I'll be spared any more of this:(

23rd Oct 2004, 10:51
Fat's life I guess...

23rd Oct 2004, 10:54
Butty didn't mean it.

Lon More
23rd Oct 2004, 14:58
Oh dough, so many buns.

23rd Oct 2004, 15:35
I thought he was ill. He looked very past(r)y faced when I last saw him:ugh:

Val d'Isere
23rd Oct 2004, 16:20
I expect the Pilsbury empire to crumble now.

Never to rise again.

I'm surprised to hear that he had kids.

I thought he was a puff.

Though they may not be his.....his wife was a real tart.


.......and who said that? Don't you dare choux me! :mad:

23rd Oct 2004, 17:18
This thread is half-baked!

24th Oct 2004, 11:22
This thread really takes the biscuit

Solid Rust Twotter
24th Oct 2004, 11:47
Oven you people got something else to dough instead of wasting time like this?

24th Oct 2004, 11:59
You think we should be torte lesson, SRT?

24th Oct 2004, 13:33
Homer Simpson summed it up perfectly:-


25th Oct 2004, 06:50
he'll be raisin hell with all the crumpet up in leaven heaven.:E

25th Oct 2004, 06:54
I hope he went to heaven, otherwise he`s toast....

25th Oct 2004, 07:06
Seems like everyone's getting a pizza the action on this one. Mebbes there'll be hundreds & thousands of replies...

I'll get me (sugar) coat.:{

25th Oct 2004, 08:08
This is driving me crackers. With sesame seeds on top ....... :E

25th Oct 2004, 08:20
I never liked him much, even if it goes against the grain to say so.......

25th Oct 2004, 10:14
Don't know what he did to upset them but he made some


I'll get me coat.

25th Oct 2004, 10:20
He used to play the bagel yer know.

26th Oct 2004, 18:30
We really knead someone to follow him. Was he cremated on gas mark 9 or simply fed to the sparrows?

27th Oct 2004, 05:41
What a flakey thread!


27th Oct 2004, 08:14
We do waffle on around here don't we? :rolleyes:

27th Oct 2004, 08:24
But he was idle really..

He was always loafing around

27th Oct 2004, 08:43
It's a batter life he went to.