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Kalium Chloride
14th Oct 2004, 12:30
So this pair of newlyweds is on honeymoon and relaxing beside the hotel pool.

Suddenly the chap gets up and walks nonchalantly over to the diving board, climbs up to the highest level and performs a beautifully-executed somersault with half-twist into the water, with hardly a splash.

His wife is astounded and, when he returns to join her, she says: "Honey, I didn't know you could do that. It's amazing."

"Well...I wanted you to marry me for who I am, not what I was."

"What were you?"

"I was the Olympic ten-metre diving silver-medallist at the '92 Games in Barcelona."

His wife is flushed with admiration and they sit there for a while. Then she suddenly gets up, walks casually to the end of the pool, dives in and swims 25 lengths tirelessly, without missing a stroke. She gets out of the pool and looks calm and relaxed, as though there had been no effort involved at all.

Her husband is astonished. "Honey, I didn't know you could do that. It's amazing."

"Well...I wanted you to marry me for who I am, not what I was."

"What were you?"

"A hooker in Venice."

Onan the Clumsy
14th Oct 2004, 13:33
Maybe it's me :sad:

I know Venice has canals, but a hooker? :confused:


Oh I get it. sorry.:cool: