Flytest
21st Sep 2004, 08:29
This Just in..
A regional airline, with red dragons painted on the tail of their aircraft, and based in Wales are set to become the first airline registered as a charity a spokesman has confirmed..
"Well boyo's, you see, with all these bills to pay, it really wasn't profitable running thses ATR 42 things, it was going to take some decent management and a bit of organisation to get things ticking over." He went on.. "Well we got together down at Swansea you see, and thought, I know, lets not pay our bills, and lets get everyone to do contract work for us for free.. Brilliant idea innit?"
Industry insiders have pointed out that numerous other airlines, particularly one based in Coventry have already tried this approach, however The planes from the Valleys are confident they can make this business plan work where others have failed.
"Just got to have a bit of front, you have.." said the spokesman, "we have got a new phone system with ten random excuses for why you can't talk to management or accounts, and some bloody thick skinned Directors, we've got to be confident"
So there you have it folks.. a new and novel approach to aircraft operations.... :mad: !
A regional airline, with red dragons painted on the tail of their aircraft, and based in Wales are set to become the first airline registered as a charity a spokesman has confirmed..
"Well boyo's, you see, with all these bills to pay, it really wasn't profitable running thses ATR 42 things, it was going to take some decent management and a bit of organisation to get things ticking over." He went on.. "Well we got together down at Swansea you see, and thought, I know, lets not pay our bills, and lets get everyone to do contract work for us for free.. Brilliant idea innit?"
Industry insiders have pointed out that numerous other airlines, particularly one based in Coventry have already tried this approach, however The planes from the Valleys are confident they can make this business plan work where others have failed.
"Just got to have a bit of front, you have.." said the spokesman, "we have got a new phone system with ten random excuses for why you can't talk to management or accounts, and some bloody thick skinned Directors, we've got to be confident"
So there you have it folks.. a new and novel approach to aircraft operations.... :mad: !