what would YOU do? (pic)

[Ultralights]

Imagine, your the captain flying along happily, there is a small vibration engine reading indicate it as well, then a sudden bang, vibration stops, all reading normal.

then a few sec later, a member of the cabin crew call you out to look out the window, you then see this!
http://home.exetel.com.au/pamuva/Other%20stuff/webstuff/stiffdrinkneeded.jpeg

what would you do.

[ZK-NSJ]

ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking....
we are just about to start todays lesson on the inner workings of a jet engine...

[Cactus Jack]

Who got the tin opener past security?

[DirtyPierre]

The Irish guy in the seat beside you says,

" If we lose the other engine we'll be up here all night!"

[ITCZ]

"Well, you gotta hand it to those company engineers -- that engine is so clean you could eat your dinner off it."

[gaunty]

Mr Ramsden would be proud of it :) his "exploded" view drawings of just about everything that flew or was on an aircraft were an absolute work of art and the first stop when I got the mag.

[Romeo Tango Alpha]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard this Jetstar flight from Sydney to Sydney. Please notice due to Dixon's Economics, we are returning to where we started from. Thank for for choosing to fly Budget Skippy"

OR

Airbus - Vive la Differance!

[dudduddud]

I would flick to the 'flapping cowl' section of the qrm.

[Blue Line]

"Afternoon Ladies & gentlemen, This is your captain, to the Gentlemen in 6a who wanted to know how a Jet engine works, I Sent the FO out , who removed the Cowls so you can have a better look, alas the FO hasn't returned so we are goign to have to go back & get him :E "

[Milt]

Well I'll be doggonned!!

How does the engine look on your side?

OK we've got one left. That'll get us back. And I don't see any malfuntions indicated yet.
The damn thing is still working but I'll back off on its power while we slow down a bit.

Call a Pan and tell them that we need priority for a heavy landing and emergency services alerted.
Better add that the cowlings have dropped off our left engine and we don't know where they went..

The pax are probably having fits. Better give them a confidence burst. Natter natter.

This one isn't in the book so I'll just do what seems best.

Some buffet. Why didn't we notice that before.?

Better at this speed.
Hydraulics OK.

While we are up here I'll drop the gear as a precaution and try some flap.

What speeds so I need for the landing at this weight.

Routine return?

How would a pro handle it?

[GT-R]

http://brawl-hall.com/gallery/data/media/5/stfu_n00b.gif

[Wizofoz]

I'd shut it down and land. Next?

[Going Nowhere]

Shut Down.
Land.
Beer. :ok:

[flap35]

Leave it running (use it) till you have to shut it down.
Land.:eek:

[schweinhund]

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard Jetstar. Looks like one of our pushback devices lost it again. But dont worry. We are just as good as Virgin Blue. Watch now as I stall the aircraft to prove it! Yee haa!:}

[tinpis]

Capt. to F/O: " Thats the first time I have ever seen whats in there ! "

[Mr McGoo]

Why would you shut it down? It's only the cowl that's failed, the engine is running normally. There will be a slight increase in drag on that side which will be easily corrected with rudder and/or increased thrust on that side. Reduce to minimum speed to reduce the aerodynamic forces on the now exposed bits and make a normal two engine approach and landing. As to where that would be would depend on my position reference departure/destination/alternates.

[Dibble&Grub]

Assuming that the cowl has gone over the back and not down the intake (logically) and the engine's vital signs are good, keep it running and reduce to minimum practicable speed. Land at the nearest suitable and don't use reverse on that side. Turn it off after rollout and have a visual check for leaks before taking it to the gate.

Take a note of the exact position of the point of cowling departure (if possible) for subsequent recovery.

If nothing hit your flaps / aft surfaces - you are not that badly off at all. Any airframe vibration might well prompt a low speed handling check at a safe altitude. That top cowling support and associated connected panels looks like a candidate for departure so a track away from built up areas - as far as possible - would be worth asking for.

Definately a PAN to get traffic, routing and landing priority - but nothing more drastic.



The PA would prove the biggest challenge.

DG

[PRD]

NTSB Prelim Report (http://ntsb.gov/ntsb/brief.asp?ev_id=20040719X01004&key=1)

[GT-R]

As schweinhund suggested, don't forget to roll in 30o of bank Mc McGoo.

[flichik]

praps I'd change my pre-flight???

[On eyre]

Right on Flichik - let a pilot do it (tongue firmly in cheek of course)!!

[Sperm Bank]

Hey swine fester. You are a really funny guy. I mean how long did it take to scribe that little beauty?

So glad you are not representative of the average QF driver.

[Capt_Zoolander]

Wizofoz said " I'd shut it down and land. Next?"

Being a cautious fellow, I'd keep it running and only shut it down if it "blew up"

But it's a personal decision, at the end of the day the buck stops with the Captain.

Looking at the photo, they seem to be over a populated area, which means there is probably an airport not too far away. The cowling looks like it should fall off without doing any damage to the engine. I would think a better option would be to slow down to minimum speed and hope it does not fall off and "take out" the elevator.

Cheers,

Zoolander

:cool: :cool: :cool:

[OZTECH]

How about this:

1. Check the CDL :ok: :ok:

2. Then check procedures;)

OZTECH

[Traffic]

Pull down all the window shades on the port side...unless you are Ryanair..in which case it's Plan B ...a gobbleygook PA followed by some Father Ted with free drinks and peanuts.

[bushy]

What to do? Simple. Wid the altimeters back to zero. get out and go home.!!!!!

[pilotsPeon]

like to know if their is a picture of the pilots face?

weeeeeeeeeee

[lame1]

I could picture a conversation like......"..**** we are going to have to put up with the vib until we get to a manned base,dont want to get our buns kicked do we.I know we will call maint watch and get some help ,they always manage to keep us flying"

[Gibbo]

That's quite a big barrow you are pushing around in here lame1; three separate topics (two started by you!) that seem to be all about improving pilot's professionalism. :yuk:

[itchybum]

Lame1's very free and easy with the advice. He can afford to be, he doesn't have to be flown around in anything he's worked on!

Some quality workmanship in that image on page 1. Wonder if the Chief Mechanic got his ar$e sacked?

Back to the days when the mechanic goes along for the first flight after he's "worked" on it. That should cut down on the incidents...!

:ok:

Cold beers woulda tasted mighty good to the lads after that cock-up. Engineering Dept'll be buying the slabs for months to come...............

[lame1]

Look guys and girls i really do like you all.Ive been in the industry for years.Some of you ,that seem worried about my replies probably havent been flying too long and just want to fly (unserviceable ) a/c because you love flying and that phone call from ops may seem daunting ..And as for the majority of pilots that this thread is not aimed at ,continue doing what you do well, ie fly and enjoy the rewards of both study and training.We as LAME's expect the same respect.Our certification should give you all a warm and fuzzy feeling inside and your families should be happy that we are there to serve your needs.
What seems alarming these days is that we need to put a crystal ball in a tool kit,for the FEW that dont report ALL defects.