Sunfish
13th Aug 2004, 07:16
I must say I've had it in for Qantas for a long time. It goes back to the late 70's early 80's. Thats when I relaised that its Board and strategy is controlled by the NSW labor and Liberal parties, as it is today - like why would anyone in their right mind elect Jamie Packer to the Board of Qantas?
I worked out twhat the scam was way back then - Qantas has been manipulating its schedules to advantage Sydney as a destination for overseas investment for a very long time.
Its been doing this by a very simple method. Melbourne and Brisbane are three hours further away from London and New York than Sydney is. Now thats rubbish geographically. However it is not rubbish when your aircraft stops in Sydney either on the way in or the way out - for three hours where it gets a TFC, cleaned and recrewed whatever.
Qantas justifies this lack of direct flights by saying its what passengers want. The truth is if I've been sitting in a 747 for 20 hours I'd get out at Alice Springs if thats where the aircraft landed.
Now how do I know this? Well it all goes back to my days as a very small cog in the engineering division of an Airline called Ansett. About the time that we were provisioning for the arrival of the B767.
We were spending money big time on uprated and brand new facilities to handle large jets - we used to have 727's. All our LAMES had to get trained up on glass cockpits, fadec FIRM/FRM CF6 -80A and so on and so on.
So anyway, Little Sunfish recieves some letters and enquiries from Two American Airlines (Pan Am and United) and two european airlines (KLM and Lufthansa).
The letters all said the same thing along the lines of "dear Sunfish, now that Ansett is getting wide body aircraft, do you guys think that maybe you would like to invest a little more, and maybe get a wad of cash from us and some spares as well, so that you guys could perform TFC's on 747's in Melbourne? We will pay anything reasonable to avoid having to fly into Sydney where we are at the mercy of Qantas?"
So anyway little Sunfish thinks this is a great idea! We get to make some money on the side and defray the huge investment we have made by getting more utilisation for our equipment. We also get more direct flights into Melbourne and everyone wins except Qantas.
Sunfish does some simple calculations on what is involved and presently troops in to a management meeting with the Director of Engineering, planning managers, engineering manager and so on. Sunfish makes his little presentation and expects a round of applause, smiles adulation and so on. Instead there is stony embarrassed silence and we move on to the next matter.
Perplexed at this, Sunfish reintroduces the subject the following week, as said overseas airlines are really keen about the idea. Again stony silence - next subject.
The following week I try again, and this time I press home the subject - please explain why this isnt a great idea? My boss turns to me and says in front of the assembled meeting "Drop it! Peter Abeles(the managing Director) will have our guts for garters if we disturb Qantas's Sydney monopoly on 747 TFC's.
So Sunfish did a bit of thinking, thats how the scam worked. Every 747 entering or leaving Australia had to get a TFC and defects attended to - the old 24 hour rule. Air New Zealand, Singapore Airlines, Cathay and Malaysian excluded.
So every aircraft frmo Europe or America HAD to go through Sydney coming in or going out. As far as I know this scam is still in place to this day.
Comments please.
I worked out twhat the scam was way back then - Qantas has been manipulating its schedules to advantage Sydney as a destination for overseas investment for a very long time.
Its been doing this by a very simple method. Melbourne and Brisbane are three hours further away from London and New York than Sydney is. Now thats rubbish geographically. However it is not rubbish when your aircraft stops in Sydney either on the way in or the way out - for three hours where it gets a TFC, cleaned and recrewed whatever.
Qantas justifies this lack of direct flights by saying its what passengers want. The truth is if I've been sitting in a 747 for 20 hours I'd get out at Alice Springs if thats where the aircraft landed.
Now how do I know this? Well it all goes back to my days as a very small cog in the engineering division of an Airline called Ansett. About the time that we were provisioning for the arrival of the B767.
We were spending money big time on uprated and brand new facilities to handle large jets - we used to have 727's. All our LAMES had to get trained up on glass cockpits, fadec FIRM/FRM CF6 -80A and so on and so on.
So anyway, Little Sunfish recieves some letters and enquiries from Two American Airlines (Pan Am and United) and two european airlines (KLM and Lufthansa).
The letters all said the same thing along the lines of "dear Sunfish, now that Ansett is getting wide body aircraft, do you guys think that maybe you would like to invest a little more, and maybe get a wad of cash from us and some spares as well, so that you guys could perform TFC's on 747's in Melbourne? We will pay anything reasonable to avoid having to fly into Sydney where we are at the mercy of Qantas?"
So anyway little Sunfish thinks this is a great idea! We get to make some money on the side and defray the huge investment we have made by getting more utilisation for our equipment. We also get more direct flights into Melbourne and everyone wins except Qantas.
Sunfish does some simple calculations on what is involved and presently troops in to a management meeting with the Director of Engineering, planning managers, engineering manager and so on. Sunfish makes his little presentation and expects a round of applause, smiles adulation and so on. Instead there is stony embarrassed silence and we move on to the next matter.
Perplexed at this, Sunfish reintroduces the subject the following week, as said overseas airlines are really keen about the idea. Again stony silence - next subject.
The following week I try again, and this time I press home the subject - please explain why this isnt a great idea? My boss turns to me and says in front of the assembled meeting "Drop it! Peter Abeles(the managing Director) will have our guts for garters if we disturb Qantas's Sydney monopoly on 747 TFC's.
So Sunfish did a bit of thinking, thats how the scam worked. Every 747 entering or leaving Australia had to get a TFC and defects attended to - the old 24 hour rule. Air New Zealand, Singapore Airlines, Cathay and Malaysian excluded.
So every aircraft frmo Europe or America HAD to go through Sydney coming in or going out. As far as I know this scam is still in place to this day.
Comments please.