And President Chirac said to me - caption competition

[airborne_artist]

Bastille Day caption competition:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40381000/jpg/_40381393_1guardschiracafp300.jpg

[adrian mole]

"Your surnames Sharpe, you jest with me non?"

[tony draper]

Allo chaps, how are things at Butlins?

[Groundgripper]

Sorry to disappoint you, mes amis, we 'ave eaten all ze foxes round 'ere.

[Doppelganger]

ZUT ALORS! ANOZZER MANCHESTER UNITED KIT!!!!

[Lionel Lion]

Waterloo............a great victory for Europe :E

[allan907]

Zo, eez back to my place after ze show, oui?

[Jimlad]

"Hey Mister Redcoat, you wanna come back to mine and play 'find my weapon of mass seduction'" ? :)

[JessTheDog]

He He, while you are over 'ere, we steal your feelthy EU rebate!

[TicketyBoo]

" I surrender."

[Grabbers]

"Schnell Schnell ist spitfire-kopf!" ....err, Pardon mon ami, le flashback, non.

[airborne_artist]

The horse you gave me should be ready to eat now!

[Morrissey]

Don't mention the war, I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it.

[MSF]

Hang on - only German soldiers are allowed to march down the Champs Elise !

[allan907]

Mes amis - in tent we 'ave some cordial

[MReyn24050]

Do you think we could have our bearskins back which you stole from our Grenadiers?

[The Nr Fairy]

No, I weeel not tell you 'ow to get to Waterlooo Station . . .

[Trumpet_trousers]

..'and 'ow iz your muzzer? I last saw 'er some thurtee yeears ago, I sink?'...

[Flip Flop Flyer]

thanks for the blow job, but you needent have gargled

[Basil]

"So is it now time to undo ze ties, do ze messy games, spill vin rouge over ze chemise and sing 'Zere once was a farmer . . .' ?"

[allan907]

Psst - You don't have any of that wonderful Australian wine about your person do you?


News report today - Australian wine takes Nos 1 and 3 spots in UK most popular wine (Californian 2nd:yuk: ) French wines don't figure!


Yeah - Bring it on!!!!!:ok: :ok:

[airborne_artist]

Do tell me, what iz thiz strange thing you call fighting?

[Zoom]

'If you say you are in ze famous Red Arrows, 'ow come your flying suits are so much more elegant zan usual?'

[Trumpet_trousers]

.....non, eez very kind of you to offer your 'manure au naturelle' from your 'orses, but I 'ave ze gardeners to take care of that stuff for me, merci beaucoup.....

[coley chaos]

Chirac - " Goodmoaning to you both. I trust the french wine and women are to your satisfaction, and whilst your here I do trust you will visit all the historical buildings of this great city of mine. Be sure to make yourself known to any of my servants and they will do their upmost to see to it that your every whim and desire are catered for. Now, is there anything at all that may interest you during your visit, anything? "

Red Coats - " yes please Mr Aznavour, could I an me mate have your autograph. You see, me mam loved your - Thank Heaven, For Little Girls - song and she`d be well impressed! Hang on mate, i`ll get her on the mobile, you could suprise her by singin down the phone!! "

Chirac - :confused:

:E :E

[mbga9pgf]

Chirac - Fancy buying some French rifles? Never fired and only dropped once!

[BEagle]

"Merde Alors! You are so funny men - you say your defence budget is 'ow small? You are pulling mon pisseur, n'est-ce pas?"

[CatpainCaveman]

Zut Alors! Eet is zee 2 eedeeot Breeteesh airmon! I though Rene sent you back in 1944 n'est pas? And you are disguoosed as what now? And tell me - is that waitress Yvette still there??