sinala1
9th Jul 2004, 12:30
Found the following on the "Tales" page of July's edition of Australian Aviation magazine, felt they could be appreciated by many of us here.... They are excerpts of real performance appraisals (not from aviation personnel) Not directly aviation related, but could certainly be applied to some people we all work with...
"Since his last performance appraisal, this employee has hit rock bottom, and has started digging"
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity"
"I wouldn't allow this employee to breed"
"This employee is really not so much has been, but more of a definite wont be"
"When she opens her mouth, it seems it's only to change feet"
"This lady has delusions of adequacy"
"He sets low personal standards and then constantly fails to achieve them"
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot"
"This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better"
"Got a full 6 pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together"
"A gross ignoramus, 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus"
"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless"
"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier"
"He has a knack of making strangers immediately"
"He brings joy to others, when he leaves the room"
"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell"
"If you see two people talking and one looks bored - he is the other one"
"A photographic memory, but with the lens cover left on"
"A prime candidate for natural de-selection"
"Has two brains: one is lost, the other is out looking for it"
"If he was any more stupid, he would have to be watered"
"If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you would get change"
"It's hard to believe that he beat a million other sperm"
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he has only gargled"
"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"
"This man would have to study for a month to pass a urine test"
:E :E :E
"Since his last performance appraisal, this employee has hit rock bottom, and has started digging"
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity"
"I wouldn't allow this employee to breed"
"This employee is really not so much has been, but more of a definite wont be"
"When she opens her mouth, it seems it's only to change feet"
"This lady has delusions of adequacy"
"He sets low personal standards and then constantly fails to achieve them"
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot"
"This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better"
"Got a full 6 pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together"
"A gross ignoramus, 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus"
"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless"
"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier"
"He has a knack of making strangers immediately"
"He brings joy to others, when he leaves the room"
"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell"
"If you see two people talking and one looks bored - he is the other one"
"A photographic memory, but with the lens cover left on"
"A prime candidate for natural de-selection"
"Has two brains: one is lost, the other is out looking for it"
"If he was any more stupid, he would have to be watered"
"If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you would get change"
"It's hard to believe that he beat a million other sperm"
"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he has only gargled"
"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"
"This man would have to study for a month to pass a urine test"
:E :E :E