Apache not gate guards but climbing frames

[bigbadbob]

I've been working for a living for 3 years now but still look over the hedge at Disforth. Any one else heard about the medium sized brats foud hanging off the tail rotor / playing tom toms on the longbow. That will teach them to leave Apaches out at tea time and not in an NCP carpark. Laugh I nearly paid my mess bill, which is more than I used to do.:confused:

[Muff Coupling]

No..but heard about the chap who broke down on the A1..jumped acroos the fence, over the active runway, across dispersal. through a hangar fullof AH, into the line offfice and asked to use the phone to call breakdown!:\