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Golden Monkey
10th Oct 2001, 16:48
I can only apologise ....

(and to think that this was my 100th post)

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An American navy pilot was flying his F18 over Afghanistan, when he noticed a flying carpet on his left hand side, manned by a bloke with a machine gun. He looked to his right and saw another carpet alongside, also manned by a bloke with a machine gun.

He thought 'I've got to get out of this', so he lit the afterburners and put his plane into a high speed loop, coming up behind both carpets, which he promptly shot down.

On arriving back at his Aircraft Carrier, he was told to report to his commanding officer immediately.

'You idiot !', he was told, 'We saw what you did on radar and now we're in a load of trouble'.

'What do you mean?' said the pilot, 'I shot both carpets down!'

'I know that!' said his commander, 'but they were Allied Carpets!

The Nr Fairy
10th Oct 2001, 17:11
A cargo aircraft full of spittle crashed in the ocean.

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There were no salivas.