View Full Version : This that really pi55 women off: Part 3A, Men

Onan the Clumsy
6th Oct 2001, 03:24
Seemed like it was the Gentlemanly thing to do to start this thread too :cool:

6th Oct 2001, 03:41
okay well you asked for it!

1. Dishonesty.

2. Drinking to much.

3. " I am just going out for a few drinks with the lads I wont be home late"

4. Starting a fight when pissed becuase someone knocked into you.

5. Calling me my a part of my body.

6. Chat up lines.

7. A guy tells you " my mate is huge and he likes you"

8. Having 2 girls on the go without them knowing!!.

Well thats it for the mo.

And just to even it out the thing I like most about guys is there "duty" to please us women.

6th Oct 2001, 03:47
Fair enough, Beckxy (I suppose), but I am intrigued by item 5. Which part of your body do men name you after?? I cannot think of any time I have called a girl by a part of her body (to her face, or otherwise)... Just interested - no flames please! :confused:

6th Oct 2001, 04:59
1. Never knowingly or intentionally
2. Only at major bashes!
3. Never done that
4. Nor that
5. Nope
6. Could never pull them off with a straight face!
7. NO WAY! She'd say "Well, send him over then"
8. I should be so lucky!

6th Oct 2001, 06:08
1. Not understanding that the colour of a car really IS it's most important feature...

2. Not being able to read my mind...you should KNOW what I'm thinking!

3. Having no real concept of 'separating the whites from the colours' in the wash...

4. Not being able to appreciate the deep and meaningful side of a 'chick flick'!

5. Not understanding that clothes shopping is a productive way to spend a day...

6. Further to point 5, not seeing why you have to check out EVERY dress shop, and then return to the first one you went into...

That'll do for the moment...don't want to tax you too much!!


Kermit 180
6th Oct 2001, 07:15
Perhaps a better title for this thread would be 'Requirements of an impossible taskmaster'

Kerms :D :eek:

6th Oct 2001, 11:43
Maybe the Mars vs Venus thing has some truth in it after all :confused:

Charlie Foxtrot India
6th Oct 2001, 14:06
1. Can't believe it hasn't been mentioned yet....LEAVING THE LOO SEAT UP!
And worse, leaving little drops of wee on the floor around the loo. UUUUUURRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH why should I have to mop it up??????

2. Getting upset when you scratch their car. It's only a car, for gawds sake, to get you from A to B, what's the big deal? :rolleyes:

3. Leaving hair stuck to the soap

Otherwise they're OK

6th Oct 2001, 15:16
Ohhh...just thought of another...

**Being unable to do more than 1 thing at a time...

But other than that, have to agree with CFI..they really are ok underneath it all...


6th Oct 2001, 15:58
How about - I'll give you a call..... then they don't.
Or worse I'll give you a call..... and they do!!! :o :o
See... they can't win :rolleyes:

6th Oct 2001, 16:06
What annoys me... Hmmmm...
1. Junior is not "just a motorbike"
2. Beckxy, oh yeah, the "I'll be back at XX o'clock" thing...
3. Dubya not getting a hangover when all I want to do is die... However, I don't think I am alone there.. ;)
4. Junior is not "just a motorbike"
5. Men saying "no". Bastards!! ;)

6th Oct 2001, 19:44
If I were a man, a woman whose pathetic spelling made her almost incomprehensible in writing would be a huge turn-off... Beckxy. (Or did you mean BeckyX?) A couple of pointers:

There = in that place, at that point
Their = possessive, "belonging to them"

Please try to learn this.

Re. apostrophes, why make things complicated? If in doubt, leave 'em out. It usually works. If you can't explain why it's there, it shouldn't be.
(For now, if they don't represent an omitted letter, as in this and the last sentence, they're probably superfluous)

Carry on. As you were.

6th Oct 2001, 20:17
I've had this for several months - Don't know who or where it came from...,

Face it...

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a sissy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive jerk.

If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self defense.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're a fag.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.

6th Oct 2001, 21:26
And? ;)