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HugMonster
4th Oct 2001, 13:15
There are quite a few openings in airlines nowadays, despite the numbers of engineers, cabin crew and pilots they are laying off. What do these people do? :confused:

Call them and see - say to whomever you speak to "Can I speak to the person responsible for pilot recruitment please?"

It seems that airlines everywhere now have people specifically employed to say "NO! F*CK OFF!" (or words to that effect) to the caller... :eek: :D

There are also openings for telecoms people able to install voicemail systems that filter out calls from pilots looking for jobs - they speak, they listen, then they scrap the message so as not to waste the time of the person when they return to their desk! :(