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spannerhead
3rd Oct 2001, 13:22
May have been posted before....


AUSTIN POWERS CHAT-UP LINES

I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my
package.

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to
you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have
you
seen one?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that
thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???

Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

dingducky
3rd Oct 2001, 17:39
austin powers is more:

shall we shag now or shall we shag later

do i make you horney? you know randy. do i make you horney baby? do i?

i put the grrr in swinger baby
;) :cool: :D

JetAgeHobo
3rd Oct 2001, 21:50
Actual conversation between a very attractive young lady and myself yesterday in the company lunchroom. I'm having a coffee and granola bar. She sits down with a bagel and tin of cream cheese

Her: Do you want a piece? (I'm assuming of the bagel, but thinking dirty)
Me: Uh, no thanks.
Her: I'll even spread 'em for you.
Me: Uh, that's ok.
By that time my minds completely in the gutter, and I'm utterly useless for at least an hour.

Oh how I wish the divorce was final.

sanjosebaz
4th Oct 2001, 02:27
Another genuine line observed many years ago in a night club...

Him (having plied her with drinks for most of the night): Do you f**k or am I wasting my time?

Her (without hesitation): The answer is yes to both questions.