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I. M. Esperto
2nd Oct 2001, 22:36
SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT SHE ...

1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a
slope.

3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the
typewriter.

4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and
the box said "2 to 4 years".

5. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

Gertrude the Wombat
3rd Oct 2001, 00:01
Reminds me of some burglars we once had.

They stole stuff they couldn't have fenced for more than a few quid ... and left US$20 bills scattered on the bedroom floor because they were too thick to realise that these could easily be changed into real money!

Mert
3rd Oct 2001, 02:18
6. She won a gold medal in the Olympics and had it bronzed for propserity.

B747wideboy
3rd Oct 2001, 02:33
Speaking as a blonde IŽd like to take this opportunity to denounce this racist and inflammatory thread.

Luca_brasi
3rd Oct 2001, 08:07
I take it you wont be seeing Legally Blonde then B747Widebody???

It does look like a very funny movie and that chick is an absolute babe.

BRL
3rd Oct 2001, 11:36
Cally........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :confused: