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I. M. Esperto
1st Oct 2001, 20:23
Subject: A wedding story

For anyone who feels they've been invited to too many
weddings lately, have a laugh. This is actually true. It was in a
local newspaper in South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on the
Tonight Show.

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he
wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's
and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and everything, he said
he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the
bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila

He said that this was his gift and told everyone to open their

Inside each envelope was an 8X10 photo of his best man having sex
with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a
private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.

After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple
of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F**K you!". He
turned to his bride and said, "F**K you too!" Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm out of here!"

He had the marriage annulled the first thing that Monday morning.

While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately
after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it
anyway, as if nothing was wrong.

His revenge:
1. Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a
wedding and reception.

2. Letting everyone know exactly what did happen,
and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputation in
front of all of their friends and their entire families.

This Guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might
see one of those MasterCard "Priceless" commercials out of this?

Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests - - $32,000
Photographers for the wedding - - $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks - - $8,500
The look on everyone's faces after seeing a photo of the Bride and Best
Man having sex - - PRICELESS

gravity victim
1st Oct 2001, 21:22
Seems very tough on the Bride's father, poor sod! :eek:
Mind you I've heard this story before a few times over the years, so maybe an urban myth.....