View Full Version : Beer equals Evian

11th May 2004, 06:33
Attention all knowledgable boffins. I have but a simple question to pose. Under normal circumstances one's regular ablutions are the colour of a fine lager, yet when one drinks lager it changes to the colour of mineral water.

My dilemma, therefore, is why?

Naturally, only the most ridiculous reasonings may reply

11th May 2004, 08:58
Simple recycling aidan. Drink water and it turns into pi5s. If you drink pi5s it turns into water.

Ah, the circle of life !

tony draper
11th May 2004, 09:07
Hee hee good un Mr G.

11th May 2004, 09:26
And let's not even mention the frightening aftermath of a night on the soul food... :oh: :ouch:


11th May 2004, 12:10
It was on the 6th day that god also made man's urine pure, so as not to get the fish in the rivers drunk.

11th May 2004, 12:15
Fish? What smells of fish? Okay, I'll not go there...:E


11th May 2004, 12:28
After 2 pints there is a switch in each persons stomach, which diverts the colour to a different bodily exit.

It goes to make ones stools even darker!


11th May 2004, 12:35
As any gardener with a wormery would tell you, worm's pi$$ looks exactly like Coca-Cola, but tastes slightly nicer

a is dum
11th May 2004, 12:38
Well known that EVIAN was originally supposed to be spelled backwards.