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JB007
29th Sep 2001, 04:27
Ladies & Gentlemen,
This is not meant to offend...just a little light relief in an other wise mad mad world...
Right, wheres my Nuclear/Bio Suit...!!!

AEROPLANE BLONDE
One who has beached/dyed her hair but still has a black box.

AUSSIE KISS
As a French, but given down under..

BOBFOC
Body Off Baywatch Face Off Crimewatch

BRITNEY SPEARS
Modern slang for 'beers' eg "Couple of Britney's please Doreen"

BRUCE LEE
Erect nipple...as in a hard 'nip'!

ETCH-A-SKETCH
Trying to draw a smile on a females face by twiddling both her nipples..

MILLENNIUM DOMES
The contents of a Wonderbra - impressive from the outside but nothing inside worth seeing..

PEARL HARBOUR
Cold weather...eg It's a bit Pearl Harbour out here meaning theres a nasty 'nip' in the air!

TITANIC
A lady who goes down first time.

TODGER DODGER
A lesbian

WYNONA RIDER
Cider

NELSON MANDELA
Stella (the lager)

TART FUEL or BITCH P!SS
Alco-pops eg "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of Tart Fuel please Doreen"

SALAD DODGER
An overweight person.

SWAMP DONKEY
A deeply unattractive person.

MONKEY BATH
A bath so hot it makes you go "Oo! Oo! Oo! Ah! Ah! Ah!

STARFISH TROOPER or ARSETRONAUT
A homosexual

[ 28 September 2001: Message edited by: JB007 ]

Bally Heck
29th Sep 2001, 21:22
I would commend you to this link 007

Roger's Profanisaurus (http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm)

If it's been thought of, it's in here