View Full Version : Good Lord!! Read this!

9th May 2004, 14:19
Never heard of this (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_76570.html) happening before!!

9th May 2004, 14:27
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... :ugh: :(

Onan the Clumsy
9th May 2004, 14:27
Happens all the time in wasps (or bees of something) What better way to guarantee that you pass on your genes than to impregnate and explode, thus blocking the female reproductive organs for any late comers (sorry for that one).

Bit of a drastic evolutionary strategy though.

9th May 2004, 14:40
That must hurt!! :ugh:

9th May 2004, 14:42
D'you know - I'll bet it does! :ooh:

9th May 2004, 14:50
Hmmmmm, it happened in Transylvania........

9th May 2004, 15:10
Good job it wasn't this (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_937049.html?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife) one.

9th May 2004, 15:36
Onan, I could have gone the next couple of months not have knowing that. Thank you.

silly walks
9th May 2004, 22:47
After reading that my legs are well and trully crossed:ugh: :yuk: :\

Rich Lee
9th May 2004, 23:01
Tremendous pressure? Over-pressure or under-pressure? I hate it when they do not give you all the information. If it was over-pressure then why does this not happen to divers? Shouldn't they pop everytime they go down? How many atmospheres is the thing good for anyway? How can you be tested so you don't exceed the limit? Will he be charged for Assault With A Dead Weapon? I need sleep.

Notso Fantastic
9th May 2004, 23:15
I frequently cause great bleeding phenomena- face it guys, you either have it or you don't. But then I awake from the daydream.......

9th May 2004, 23:26
With 12" tackle, I wonder why Rasputin decided to be a monk.


9th May 2004, 23:56
It says in another account of the poor fella's mishap that he was drinking Jamieson's at the time:E


10th May 2004, 00:42
Right. Time to change the "PPrune drink of choice then".

Anybody know where I can get cheap Absinthe?

10th May 2004, 01:04
Yeah, with 12 inches he coulda been a ruler. ;)

10th May 2004, 01:38
I notice they say "reputedly Rasputin's penis". I wonder how they intend proving it, or don't they?

Some time ago there was a flurry of excitement in the world where these things cause excitement when a man produced an item claiming it to be the same piece of equipment. Tests proved it to be a sea cucumber.


10th May 2004, 02:51
the thread had me chuckling until i burst (pardon the pun) laughing with pigboats comment........

Onan the Clumsy
10th May 2004, 03:20
Ruler? My foot!

West Coast
10th May 2004, 05:25
I guess he had a case of the DSB's

deadly sperm build up.

Someone tell him he needs to fire his gun a little more often...if he can any more.

10th May 2004, 08:51
I wonder if Ras Putin was any relative of the current Russki president, Vladimir Putin?

"rah rah, Vlad Putin, Russia's greatest love machine."

Doersn't scan, dammit.