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con-pilot
6th May 2004, 15:48
FOR SALE BY OWNER

Nearly new Encyclopedia Britannic. 45 volumes, $1,000.00 or best offer. Excellent Condition.

No longer needed, got married last month.

Wife knows everything!

Ozzy
6th May 2004, 16:17
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS
OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800

TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE
OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.

NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
SLIGHTLY STAINED

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.

1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer

Ozzy

mattpilot
6th May 2004, 17:11
If you have the newspaper, you should cut it out and send it to the Jay Leno show - he shows stuff like that every monday night!

Btw, very good stuff! :ok: