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29th Mar 2002, 17:02
~*~ AMERICAN HISTORY LESSON ~*~. . . . . .This is indeed spooky. Check it out. . .. .Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.. . . .John F Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. . .. .Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. . .. .John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. . .. .The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. . .. .Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. . .. .Both wives lost a child while living in the White House. . .. .Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. . .. .Both Presidents were shot in the head. . .. .Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. . .. .Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. . .. .Both were assassinated by Southerners. . .. .Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. . .. .Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. . .. .Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. . .. .John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. . .. .Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. . .. .Both assassins were known by their three names. . .. .Both names are composed of fifteen letters. . .. .Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Kennedy.' . .. .Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln.' . .. .Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. . .. .Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre. . .. .Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. . .. .And here's the kicker.... .. ....A week before Lincoln was shot, he visited Monroe, Maryland. . .. ....A week before Kennedy was shot, he visited Marilyn Monroe. . .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> Creepy, huh? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

Hagbard the Amateur
29th Mar 2002, 17:19
I'm not a master US historian. Is this for real?. .Any other historians out there to back this up?

29th Mar 2002, 18:14
I could be wrong, but I don't think "Kennedy" was the name of the theatre when Lincoln was shot.

tony draper
29th Mar 2002, 18:26
This ones been knocking about the web for a few years, interesting coincidences,.. .Incidently Lincolns wife Martha? was a extravagent spend thift also, much like Jackie, not as pretty though.

Lima Tambo
29th Mar 2002, 18:26
Ford's Theater

Moritz Suter
29th Mar 2002, 18:48
Anyone visiting The Coach and Horses, Heath Street Hamstead, NW3, can see Miss Breezy's claims on the eastern wall, in living colour...but don't tell anyone I told you so.

29th Mar 2002, 21:24
Moritz my dear man..... .. .... When we want you to contribute .... we'll throw you a banana!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

29th Mar 2002, 21:28
The two male leads on I Dream of Jeannie:. .Dick Sargent. .. .Dick York. .. ."Sargent York". .. .wow.....

29th Mar 2002, 21:52
The previous posters are correct in saying that President Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theatre, not the "Kennedy Theatre." Black helicopter enthusiasts may take heart, though, since the Lincoln automobile was built by the Ford Motor Company.. .. .While many historians have tried, no one has ever been able to find a secretary named Kennedy who ever served Lincoln during any part of his career.. .. .I have it on excellent authority, however, that Kennedy's car and Lincoln's carriage both had four wheels.

30th Mar 2002, 05:28
Errr.... .. .Kennedy was assassinated on November 22nd, 1963 so if he visited Marilyn Monroe a week before his death I doubt she would have been very good company. Not least because she died well over a year earlier - overdose on August 5, 1962.. .. .Oh, and "Monroe, Maryland" doesn't exist.. .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> Creepy, huh? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

30th Mar 2002, 05:41
The whole story:. .. .http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm. . . . <small>[ 30 March 2002, 00:42: Message edited by: Unwell_Raptor ]</small>

Hostie from Hell
30th Mar 2002, 06:26
Which several wasted hours later proves what we all suspected in the first place.. .The American nation is paranoid from birth, and looks for conspiracy in everything as it gives them something to talk with their shrinks about apart from the contents of their white things, that the furry creatures have been nibbling away at for far too long.. .If you really want to prove a conspiracy then start with the plot and work backwards. . .Works for me every time! . .what say you Herr Draper ? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />. . . . <small>[ 30 March 2002, 01:29: Message edited by: Hostie from Hell ]</small>

Moritz Suter
30th Mar 2002, 06:32
My Dear Miss Hell,. .. .Why so bitter and twisted? Are you gay?. .. .God Bless AAmerica!. .. .MS.

Hostie from Hell
30th Mar 2002, 15:54
Ms Suter, my sexual orientation is frankly none of your business, however my husband presumably has views on the subject.. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" /> . .I will say this only once, I am not anti American any more than I am anti British, sensible nations have learnt to laugh at some of their national characteristics, it is a phenomenon called humour that exists almost everywhere except areas of a certain landlocked individuals mindset, saying that I am not anti Swiss either. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> . .. .You are not perchance the same flight deck inhabitant that I referred to as a complete w**ker whilst on secondment to a certain company full of very cross people? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

31st Mar 2002, 12:33
Calling Ms Suter a w**nker is surely doing an injustice to all the w**nkers in the world?:D :D :D :D

31st Mar 2002, 18:01
I thought that according to the conspiracy theorists Kennedy was not shot by Oswald at all- in fact according to the tabloids he is still alive

31st Mar 2002, 20:36
H from H:

I've said it before,
Ill say it again-
Crop Circles! Crop circles! Crop circles!

Now I must go - appointment with my shrink....