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Onan the Clumsy
23rd Aug 2001, 16:38
Let's see what can and can't get through.

Piss

tony draper
23rd Aug 2001, 16:49
Fluck me! :eek:

Grainger
23rd Aug 2001, 18:15
crap crap crap crap bum tit willy arse **** bleeders buggers buggerers... bleeding hell fukking censors my arse **** shat shot arshole

Grainger
23rd Aug 2001, 18:19
Hmmm - surprisingly tolerant; I'll have to **** work on my ****ing language...

RW-1
23rd Aug 2001, 18:43
Down in the meadow in a little bitty pool ...

Swam three little fishies and a mama fishie too.

"Swim" said the mama fishie, "Swim if you can"

And they swam and they swam all over the dam.

:D (Everybody sing the refrain!) :D

Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!

And they swam and they swam all over the dam.


"Stop!!!" said the mama fishie, "or you will get lost"

But the three little fishies didn't wanna be bossed.

The three little fishies went off on a spree

And they swam and they swam right out to the sea.

:D (C'mon Everybody! Again!) :D

Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!

And they swam and they swam right out to the sea.


"Whee!" yelled the little fishies, "Here's a lot of fun

We'll swim in the sea till the day is done.


"They swam and they swam, and it was a lark.

Till all of a sudden they saw a shark!

:D (You know the drill ...) :D

Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!

Till all of a sudden they saw a shark!

"Help!" cried the little fishies, "Gee! look at all the whales!"

And quick as they could, they turned on their tails

And back to the pool in the meadow they swam

And they swam and they swam back over the dam.


Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!
Boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem Chu!

And they swam and they swam back over the dam


So - WHAT is The MORAL of the SONG ?

NEVER swim where your MOMMY tells you not to!


Muhahahahahahahahahaha C'mon, censor that ...

I dare ya ! hehehe ...

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[ 23 August 2001: Message edited by: RW-1 ]

Flyingcircus.
24th Aug 2001, 13:13
I didn't realise that those words could be spelled (spelt?). You learn something new everyday....

Arm out the window
24th Aug 2001, 15:46
What I want to know is, why can you say b ugger but you can't say f uck?
In polite society, that is, not just here.
Buggery must be more acceptable...hmm.