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Lima Xray
28th Mar 2002, 22:51
At a wedding or funeral it’s best to sit in the second car. . .. .Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence, a life sentence ;-) . .. .From Mandate:. .. .Marriage is an institution......and all those taking part should be institutionalised!

28th Mar 2002, 23:32
If 'marriage is an institution' and 'love is blind'... . .. ....who in the right mind would wanna live in an 'Institution for the Blind'??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />

28th Mar 2002, 23:38
I thought she was Miss Right... till I found her first name was always!!

Lima Xray
29th Mar 2002, 04:58
She is a lady on the street, a princes in the kitchen, a h**r in bed.

29th Mar 2002, 07:47
The pilgrim who drinks of the water from the holy Ganges shall trot all the way to the temple. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="cool.gif" />

Moritz Suter
29th Mar 2002, 07:56
Don't eat yellow snow! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="cool.gif" />

Lima Xray
29th Mar 2002, 13:14
If it flys, floats or [email protected]@ks, rent it, it'll be cheaper in the long run. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />

29th Mar 2002, 17:16
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."

29th Mar 2002, 22:20
If love is blind, then does that mean lingerie is braille? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

30th Mar 2002, 01:00
A woman who dresses to kill probably cooks the same.

30th Mar 2002, 01:10
Hmmmmmm... you could be some truth in that Voidhawk... but shhhhh 'mums the word'!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

31st Mar 2002, 15:54
mate to another in a club, nice woman nearby, says one "well would u"?

"Like a Ferret down a Rabbithole"