View Full Version : About time too!

28th Apr 2004, 12:37
Once upon a time there were wooden beer kegs that were tapped to obtain ale.

Then came along the stainless steel keg.

Aluminium cans helped Ozzies take there beverage out in eski's to the BBQ

Up pops a "widget" thingy allowing a smooth creamy head on yer....beer!

Whatever next you exclaim shaking your head whilst supping on a warm can of boddingtons.

Well, good bye warm boddies.....throw away the eskis and cigarette-lighter plug-in car refrigerators.......

Welcome: The Self Cooling Can (http://www.thisislondon.com/lifeandstyle/articles/10453545?source=EveningStandard) :ok: :)

28th Apr 2004, 12:54
So, all we men need now is a gadget that will:-
1.Pull zipper down
2.Flop member out
3.Shake drops off after use
4.Re-insert member back into grundies
5.Pull zipper back up ensuring NO bits of skin are caught(that really hurts!!)
Finally buy the next round...JOB's a good un!

Desert Dingo
28th Apr 2004, 12:57
The beer cooling problem has already been solved by a New Zealander some time ago. And with a much more appropriate method for PPruners.

Jet powered beer cooler (http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/)

Buster Hyman
28th Apr 2004, 13:03
lasernigel. Already available,umm,what was her name again?....:ooh: ...SLAP!....:ouch:

Desert Dingo
28th Apr 2004, 13:26
Since we are on that subject, you might appreciate the following video clip. Kinda solves part of your problem. :p
True friends (http://www.vodkapundit.com/archives/TrueFriends.asf)

28th Apr 2004, 13:51
Desert Dingo..Thanks for that could do with a hand..nearly wet myself laughing