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Niaga Dessip
28th Mar 2002, 01:38
Among the more usual garbage spewed out by the fax was this, which I had to share with those who haven't already seen it.. .. .2 MEN AND A WOMAN. .. .On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:. .. .two Italian men and one Italian woman. .two French men and one French woman. .two German men and one German woman. .two Greek men and one Greek woman. .two English men and one English woman. .two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman. .two Japanese men and one Japanese woman. .two Chinese men and one chinese woman. .two American men and one American woman. .two Australian men and one Australian woman. .two New Zealand men and one New Zealand woman. .two Irish men and one Irish woman. .. .One month later on these stunningly beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:. .. .One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.. .. .The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a manage-a-trois.. .. .The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.. .. .The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.. .. .The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.. .. .The two Bulgarian men took a long look at the vast ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.. .. .The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.. .. .The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/restaurant/laundry and have got the Chinese woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their business.. .. .The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, etc., etc.. .. .The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men.. .. .Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.. .. .The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey. But... they are satisfied because at least the English arenít having any fun!. .. .I remain, as ever,. .Niaga Dessip <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />