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Life of TrollyDollyLover
27th Mar 2002, 18:00
Quotes of your own.. .. .I am sure that we all have quotes that we use in everyday conversation. From the annoying one word to a full quote that generally pick you up.. .From Phrases when I am fed up…”Sod everything – I always have my motorbike”, to Philosophical quotes along the lines of…. .“When a man hatheth in his hands a large pair of shapely breasts…all the troubles of the world fade away”.. .JW 27 Mar 02 – UK Very Bored. .There is never a truer word spoken.

27th Mar 2002, 18:09
In defiance of the horrible habit of using bullpooh buzzwords I like:. .. .Looks like an excrement/airconditioning interface on the horizon. .. .Usually takes the hard of thinking amongst the staff a little while to realise what I mean <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

Evening Star
28th Mar 2002, 13:23
Here in the salt mine it has taken me a long time to live down saying, "F*** off, I am not bolshie." I was having a bad day. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="redface.gif" />

28th Mar 2002, 16:03
Now, what happened to that quote book we compiled when I was at university - haven't seen it for years.... .. .It may surprise those of you who know me to find out that, although I did feature regularly in the quote book, several of my friends made quote-book-worthy quotes even more frequent than me <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .. .FFF. .----------

tony draper
28th Mar 2002, 16:06
"**** this!!I'm off".

28th Mar 2002, 22:20
Ah yes, but it's true re the motorbike. <img border="0" title="" alt="" src="biggrin.gif" /> And Junior is here soon! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .. .I came up with a new one.[b] "I wouldn't stop drinking for him" . .My mates were pointing out some bloke to me, I wasn't that impressed. Fussy is me. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="cool.gif" />

28th Mar 2002, 22:50
That one is my friends fav, they all adopted it: "you cannot extract blood from a turnip".. .Sounds better in the original language but still makes sense <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> and granted for use many times a day, especially for those involved in Instructional tasks <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

28th Mar 2002, 22:57
A recent one from a friend, and slightly relevant:. .. .The pilot's battling with wind in the cockpit.

Feeton Terrafirma
29th Mar 2002, 11:18
Sh!t damn pooh!!. .. .Says it all really.. . . . <small>[ 29 March 2002, 07:18: Message edited by: Feeton Terrafirma ]</small>

29th Mar 2002, 20:16
Wouldn't know a braincell if it jumped up and solved quantum for him!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="rolleyes.gif" />

29th Mar 2002, 20:55
Nothing succeeds like a toothless budgerigar <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />

29th Mar 2002, 22:24
There's exceptional and acceptaple and as long as she's acceptable, she'll do. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />

30th Mar 2002, 01:32
Never offer to hold a womans crutch when she is limping down the stairs!

30th Mar 2002, 04:31
My favourite quote is from that master wordsmith Ernest K Gann.. .. ."No man commanded me for whom I did not have the greatest respect." That, surely is a truly enviable state of affairs.

30th Mar 2002, 09:08
I often quote myself- it adds colour to my conversation.. .. .P40

30th Mar 2002, 10:19
I just can't beat an old class motto of mine:. .. ."It's only alot of studying if you do it"

30th Mar 2002, 12:10
When dealing with spectaculary thick people:. .. .You can't educate pork