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24th Apr 2004, 22:26
I've got two,

1 When the pressure is really on, "Thank God its Only a Game"

2 When the Pressue is moderate, "Nobody Dies"

What are yours?

The Invisible Man
24th Apr 2004, 23:01
From Air Force Days.....

It'll do a trip!

Heard at least once a day now.....

They are on the way!

Bat it round.

24th Apr 2004, 23:59
You can lead a boy to water, but you can't make him think.

25th Apr 2004, 00:47


25th Apr 2004, 02:12
Some ambuance service sayings/abbrieviations....

We bury our mistakes... ( The old ones are the best !)

FUBAR BUNDY (lets see if anyone knows that one !)

NF_ (insert first letter of town name) Normal for..........
Uttered when one arrives at yet another total waste of time/bizarre call.

PFO - Pis5ed fell over

LOB - Load of Bollox

Get the Feds ! - Please request police attendance

Yellow Bunny - Firefighter, Cause they only come out at night and when they do they only f&ck around !

25th Apr 2004, 03:18
Dude couldn't separate his ass cheeks with both hands!

(Not a nice thing to say about a controller!)

25th Apr 2004, 07:51
1. What could possibly go wrong?

2. Crew changed - satis. (Usually after spending hours chasing a non-existent tech log snag).

Paracab - Fcuked Up Beyond All Recognition (or Recovery) But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet (OK, I cheated - I have several relatives who work within the Health Service)

Ascend Charlie
25th Apr 2004, 10:08

Yet another monumental Air Force ****-up.

And from the old USAF Falcon code,

pardon me, sir, but I think you have me confused with somebody who does give a 5h1t.

I once asked an engineer a technical question, and he answered in sign language:

Thumb and forefinger making a circle, poke your nose through the circle. Then pass your hand over the top of your head, pat the fingers of your right hand on your left shoulder, then simulate [email protected]@tion.


F**k nose. It's over my head. You're the Captain, I'm just the engineer.

Bo Nalls
25th Apr 2004, 12:09
oh I know, Paracab :O

FUBAR BUNDY = F:mad:ked Up Beyond All Recognition, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet