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GAF4139
20th Aug 2001, 01:54
THE TIMES - Read by the people who run the country.

DAILY MIRROR - Read by the people who think they run the country.

GUARDIAN - Read by the people who think they ought to run the country.

MORNING STAR - Read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country.

DAILY MAIL - Read by the wives of the people who run the country.

FINANCIAL TIMES - Read by the people who own the country.

DAILY EXPRESS - Read by the people who think the country ought to be run as it used to be.

THE DAILY TELEGRAPH - Read by the people who think it still is.

THE SUN - Read by the people who couldn't care less who runs the *!*! country, providing she's got big tits!

JPJ
20th Aug 2001, 02:56
Racing Post: Read by people who don't give a toss who runs the country but care a lot about what's running the 2.30 at Kempton Park.

compressor stall
20th Aug 2001, 10:22
The Northern Territory News: Read by people who hate whoever runs the country as Canberrans have no idea how different things are in the NT, and just how big was that Saltwater croc in that suburban swimming pool?

Fission
20th Aug 2001, 10:27
NT News Page 1

CROC BITES MAN IN STREET

Page 2

US NUKES CHINA

Local news is always more important ..... :eek: