View Full Version : Enough is Enough!!!!!!!

27th Mar 2002, 04:05
OK, That's IT!!! . .. .I've had enough!!! . .. .I've made up my mind!!!. .. .I'm giving up men for Lent (whenever that is/was?) ..... anybody wanna sponsor me????? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

27th Mar 2002, 04:10
Edited because its obviousley a private thread.. . . . <small>[ 26 March 2002, 23:12: Message edited by: Slasher ]</small>

Send Clowns
27th Mar 2002, 04:10
Good timing, it's over on Friday. There are many times I said the same about women, but have not had the courage (wisdom?) to stick to my words. For which I am, of course very glad, if you read this darling <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Send Clowns
27th Mar 2002, 04:14
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="redface.gif" /> Slasher, the "darling" I refer to is NOT briteandbreezy. I was simply avoiding the trouble I would get into if certain someone thought I was hving a dig at women in my life. Sorry for the misunderstanding, my fault entirely.. . . . <small>[ 26 March 2002, 23:16: Message edited by: Send Clowns ]</small>

Moritz Suter
27th Mar 2002, 04:16
Coward! The original version was MUCH more entertaining. Didn't know "cunny" used like that was a pejorative, Mr. Slasher!

Gash Handlin
27th Mar 2002, 05:29
now that clowns has cleared up the misunderstanding, please put it back for all those who missed it slash..

27th Mar 2002, 14:42
Hmmm....give up men....nah dont think i ever could!! Way too much fun!! If ur pissed off at one, dont give em all up .... just find a new one?? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

27th Mar 2002, 17:35
I know where you can find a few .... .. .Ladies, until you've had a man with intermeshing main rotors, you aint lived!

The Nr Fairy
27th Mar 2002, 17:59
B&B :. .. . Check out http://www.sh-womenstore.com/ if you're going to be off men for a bit.

27th Mar 2002, 18:31
"Interlocking"?!?!?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> . .. ."Main Rotors" !?!?!?!? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> . .. .Now why do I think that isnt in the Kama Sutra <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> Definatly sounds interesting though <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Biggles Flies Undone
27th Mar 2002, 19:45
Look girls, all you need to do is find a chap that is interested in (in no particular order) (ish). .- Aviation. .- Sex. .- Curry. .- Beer. .- Long-term Loving Relationships. .. .Good luck and make sure he doesn't wear a Breitling <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> (P.S. 2 out of 5 will give you a better hit rate).

Big Tudor
27th Mar 2002, 19:48
BFU. .. .I think the girls will have no problem finding a man who conforms to the first four on yr list. As for the last one, WELL! Probably depends on how much of No 4 he's consumed. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

The Nr Fairy
27th Mar 2002, 19:48
BFU - what watch adorns your wrist at the moment ?

Biggles Flies Undone
27th Mar 2002, 19:54
TAG HEUER mate.. .. .Bet yours has a high NR number <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

27th Mar 2002, 22:54
Biggles,. .May I substitute "Motorbikes - not Harleys" instead of "curry"?

Biggles Flies Undone
27th Mar 2002, 23:10
reddo you can substitute anything you like mate <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

27th Mar 2002, 23:33
B&B . .Does this help?. .. .A woman rushes home, bursting through the front door of her house yelling to her husband. . ."Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery! All 10 million dollars of it....Woooohooo". ." That's great sweetie" he replies, "Do I pack for the beach or the mountains?". ."Who cares", she replies, " Just f*** off ".

28th Mar 2002, 07:16
ATRIXO....... .. .If I'd just won the lottery I wouldn't need anybody to sponsor me!!!!!. .. .I'm still givin' 'em up anyway!!!. .. .That doesn't mean that I'm gonna be wearin' me knix the wrong way round!!! . .. .&lt;what am i talkin' about?.... TUT what knix??&gt; <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" /> . .. .(PS..Slasher.. I don't even know who Send Clowns is!! HONEST!!! lol)

Send Clowns
28th Mar 2002, 13:47
Come to the GatBash, b'n'b and you will find out! You will of course also find out who the "darling" to whom I referred is.

28th Mar 2002, 22:11
Awwwwww Send Clowns... I dunno what to do about the GatBash yet,... y'see... I'm shyyyyyyy!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="redface.gif" /> . .. .One minute I'm like 'yeah it'll be great',... then the next I'm running for the valium at the mere thought of meeting so many people that I've never seen before in my life!! . .. .Wooooooohoooooo.... SCARY!!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

28th Mar 2002, 22:15
Men... Superwoman's Warning!!. . . . . . . . . .The nice men are ugly. . .The handsome men are not nice. . .. . . .. .The handsome and nice men are gay. . .. .The handsome, nice and . .. .heterosexual men are married. . .. . . .. .The men who are not so handsome . .. .but are nice men have no money. . .. . . .. .The men who are not so handsome . .. .but are nice men with money . .. .think we are only after their money. . .. . . .. .The handsome men without money are after our money. . .. . . .. .The handsome men, who are not so nice . .. .and somewhat heterosexual . .. .don't think we are beautiful enough. . .. . . .. .The men who think we are beautiful, . .. .that are heterosexual, somewhat nice . .. .and have money are cowards. . .. . . .. .The men who are somewhat handsome, . .. .somewhat nice and have some money . .. .and are heterosexual are shy and... . .. .NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!! . .. . . .. .The men who never make the first move, . .. .automatically lose interest in us . .. .when we take the initiative. . .. . . .. . . .. . . .. .NOW... WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN???... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />

28th Mar 2002, 22:21
You're shy, b+b?. .. .Well, come along to the GATBash then - we'll soon cure you of that! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> . .. .FFF. .---------

Moritz Suter
28th Mar 2002, 22:25
Fear Not, Miss Breezy,. .. .I'll be there, so you'll find at least one real man among the mengerie.. .. .A little advice though, I wouldn't let Clown stalk you like that....and on NO ACCOUNT communicate with him about underwear! The last restraining order had absolutely no effect whatever. You've been warned!

28th Mar 2002, 23:16
Britandbreazy,. .Don't worry about a thing. Just be yourself and have a great time. Have a drink or 20 and have a laugh. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .See you in June

28th Mar 2002, 23:41
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt; looking for valium &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt; <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

28th Mar 2002, 23:48
Brite, if you havent been to a bash so far....... .GO! Most of the pprunies are really great people, and you'll have a lovely time!. .Send Clowns and the one he loves are smashing! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

28th Mar 2002, 23:56
Awwwwwww Techie... I know they are... and I don't dispute that I'd have a lovely time.. .. .(psssst... do they supply lil brown bags to put over ya head so nobody knows ya??? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> )

29th Mar 2002, 00:16
*folds arms, with a raised eyebrow, a smirk and a general "oh,really?" expression*. .. .Moritz, you dog you, Decent person alright, but a real man's man?. .. .hmmmm........

30th Mar 2002, 02:31
Of course you're all welcome to come along to a COVBASH if the idea of going to Gat as a pprune virgin is too much <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

30th Mar 2002, 03:08
Who mentioned underwear........ <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

30th Mar 2002, 04:47
~*~*~*~ Ohhhhhhhh not me.... did I??? ~*~*~*~. .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> &lt;&lt;&lt;BLUSHIN'&gt;&gt;&gt; <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

Dale Harris
30th Mar 2002, 05:24
Well b+b, I did warn you.......

30th Mar 2002, 05:55
I recall Denise Van Outen telling a caller on the Big Breakfast, 'the best way to get over someone is to get under someone' <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

30th Mar 2002, 06:03
29351....... about? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Confused]" src="confused.gif" />

Dale Harris
30th Mar 2002, 13:21
Ahh, B+B, I see you do not recall some of the conversations we have had. I guess you may need to think a little more about who I am? Hahahaha! Be talking to you soon.......

31st Mar 2002, 11:16

I shoulda bleeedin' known!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahahaha...... speak to ya soon :p

PS... ain't all these new fings in 'ere POSH huh? (I daren't click on any of the buttons like.... I'll get the blame if JB blows up!! hehe)