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The Nr Fairy
26th Mar 2002, 20:08
Sorry if this has been posted recently. I thought it was funny . . .. .. .Count Dracula is on the pull in Glasgow. He spends the night drinking Bloody Marys in various clubs and biting unsuspecting womens' necks. He is heading for home, wandering along Argyle Street, sometime before sunrise.. .. .Suddenly he is hit on the back of the head. He looks round and sees nothing. He looks down and sees a small sausage roll.. .. ."Mmmm", he thinks, "what's going on here ?" A few yards further on and BANG - smacked on the back of the head again! He whirls round as quick as he can, nothing. Again he looks down and there is a small triangular sandwich lying on the ground. How odd!!. .. .A few yards further along the street and .... crash. Smacked on the back of the head again!! He whirls round as quick as he can, nothing. He's getting really angry now. Again he looks down and there is a cocktail sausage lying on the ground. He stands and peers into the darkness of the night. Nothing.. .. .He walks a few yards further on when he gets a tap on the shoulder. With a swirl of his cape and a cloud of mist he turns as fast as he can. He feels a sharp pain in his heart. He falls to the ground clutching his chest, which is punctured by a small cocktail stick laden with a chunk. .of cheese and a pickle.. .. .On the ground dying, he looks up and sees a young female. With his dying breath he gasps "Who are you ?". .. .She replies "Buffet, the vampire slayer.". . . . <small>[ 27 March 2002, 10:37: Message edited by: The Nr Fairy ]</small>

Biggles Flies Undone
26th Mar 2002, 20:52
Fangs for that mate <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

26th Mar 2002, 20:52

Biggles Flies Undone
26th Mar 2002, 20:55
<img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" /> creepy! Now we just need two Algys, two Berties and two Gingers

A Comfy Chair
27th Mar 2002, 12:20
tsk tsk tsk... Corny... and fruity... hehehe... but rather funny nonetheless :-D