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The Invisible Man
21st Apr 2004, 21:11
I was wondering yet again, as I do, about things topical and in the news today.

Today is the Queens 78th Birthday.

Happy Birthday Dear Queen,
Happy Birthday Dear Queen,
Happy Birthday Dear Queeny,
Happy Birthday to you.

Now come the questions....

Does the Queen like chips and gravy?
Does she make her own bed?
Does she ever put the bins out?
Does she ponder what to make for tea?
Does she fill her own bath?

I realise I could be banished from here and transported to the Colonies for such a thread but I dont care. I'm going to Email the Palace and include any other questions you might want answered.

T.I.M. ( rebel who loves everyone )

21st Apr 2004, 21:56
I assume you weren't invited to the party either... :(

The Invisible Cat
21st Apr 2004, 22:39

Glad to see you back :ok:

One guesses one has a couple of moggy-related questions

Does the Queen like cats ?
Does she have any at Buckingham Palace ?
Does she feed them ?
Does she scratch their head ?
Does she she change their litter ?
Does she drive them to the vet or is there an appointed vet who comes to the palace ?

The Invisible Man
21st Apr 2004, 22:48

The Palace does not have an email address would you believe, but I'm going to sign the Guest book......(maybe we should all do that) ..... no.... no ...no.... I bet they have Mods there too!!!!

Who locks the front door at night?
Who puts the milk bottles out?
Does she shop at Tescos, Asda, Sainsburys?
When the toilet roll runs out who changes it?( thats if she is on the Throne!!!!)
Does she chuck her washing in a linen basket?
Has she got a favourite pair of slippers?


I went to the party, no one saw me though !

21st Apr 2004, 23:18
What sort of birthday presents did the Queen receive today?

(alas, I fear that Her Majesty must be somewhat disappointed compared to her predecessors: "Your Majesty, may I present you ummh, the United States of America?!") :(

22nd Apr 2004, 07:19
I could be banished from here and transported to the Colonies

I'll put the kettle on then. Tea or coffee?


22nd Apr 2004, 07:28
Think he meant here. Didn't seem too excited.

22nd Apr 2004, 07:31
I think T.I.M. will be on the large voddies once he gets to Perth!

And on a more controversial note, who voted for Queenie? My mother's father was an establishment man who helped found the present day Inland Revenue in the 1920s.

He was an ardent republican who told them to stuff their gong up their ass. Lovely bloke.

Big Tudor
22nd Apr 2004, 10:40
Does she (or any of the aviator type chaps in the Family) Pprune?

Ascend Charlie
22nd Apr 2004, 11:05
Yes, sometimes one borrows a nickname such as this one, to see what Mummy's subjects are up to.

Mummy hates cats, but I don't mind them if they are served with peanut sauce and rice.

And birthdays are always a problem in Buckinghuge Palace. One means, what can one give to somebody who already has everything? Penicillin?

Enough frivolity. One shall give this nickname back to its owner, who will probably now try to sell it to the Daily Mail. Too rah...

22nd Apr 2004, 11:10
What's Andrews Pprune? I heard he was handy with a chopper once.

The Invisible Man
22nd Apr 2004, 17:23
I have the honour to be your Obedient Servant Maaarrrrmmmm,

Did you zero my posts????:(

Maybe Flaps is really HRH the Queen

Maybe Flyblue is really HRH Princess Anne

Maybe Wholigan is really HRH Prince Philip


22nd Apr 2004, 20:19
Who's Danny then? ;)

The Invisible Man
22nd Apr 2004, 20:21
He who resides in Heaven

(or hell depending on who you are !!!):rolleyes:

22nd Apr 2004, 20:37
I'm minding my own business, but it puzzles me a bit when you say that flyblue is really HRH Princess AnneI didn't know that HRH was so fluent in French and Italian.:confused: :confused:

An afterthought, though, maybe HRH has hired two translators (by appointment), just for PPrune.

22nd Apr 2004, 21:19
Cheer up T.I.M., I know it's hard to accept at first. Look at me, I sulked for almost a whole week! Now you're a (founding) member of a very exclusive club. Probably stay that way too unless the mods get cracking! :E

Anyway, I've found how you can keep track on the quality of your cotton sheets: Do a search under your exact user name and check the show results as posts box. Hey presto, 601! (http://www.pprune.org/forums/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=825595&sortby=lastpost&sortorder=descending&pagenumber=1) :)

BTW M. Bre901, HRH Queen Lizzy II speaks fluent Franšais as shown during her recent Royal visit here. She needs work on the accent though... :rolleyes:

22nd Apr 2004, 21:34
Mr airship,

I'm quite aware of that and I did hear HRH's speech on the French wireless.

My question was about HRH Princess Anne.