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You want it when?
17th Aug 2001, 12:28
In the interest of good humour and mental bewilderment. I would like to know what is the first thought that goes through a JetBlasters head when the alarm goes off in the morning....

To start, either:

Bug*er

or

Not fair, 5 hours, not blo*dy fair

and of course

Hmmm, the 3rd bottle was a mistake

[ 17 August 2001: Message edited by: You want it when? ]

Grainger
17th Aug 2001, 12:40
Oh God, I didn't.....

Ah.

.... perhaps, if I chew my arm off, I can get out of this bed without waking her up ...

Transition Layer
17th Aug 2001, 12:44
First thoughts of the day...

"Dying for a piss...get up, but wait, how the f**k am I sposed to piss when it looks like that?"

;) :) :D

Man-on-the-fence
17th Aug 2001, 12:47
Uhh......Coffeeeee

tony draper
17th Aug 2001, 12:56
"Swiftly Egor!, disconnect the cables,see! it moves"... uuuuurrrggggggfff, scratch scratch,yawn.

Desk Driver
17th Aug 2001, 13:07
Lets see 2 of those 1 of those...Good she has'nt found out yet

Mert
17th Aug 2001, 13:08
My first thought is usually " I wish I hadn't stopped smoking cigarettes "

Kermit 180
17th Aug 2001, 13:24
Reset the alarm to snooze, I'll have just another five more minutes.... :p

Kerms

pulse1
17th Aug 2001, 13:31
I always start the day with a prayer. It usually goes something like this - "Oh God, how did I end up here?"

coco-nuts
17th Aug 2001, 13:44
o lord i promise to never drink again! just help me make it through the flight without being sick.

Onan the Clumsy
17th Aug 2001, 18:07
Damnit! Where did I put the key to these handcuffs?

Tricky Woo
17th Aug 2001, 18:10
"F**K OFF!!!"

Er, I'm not exactly a morning person. I usually become more civil towards lunchtime.

TW

Invalid Delete
17th Aug 2001, 18:20
".....Hello, it's crewing here...!!!"
'...Uuuuughhhh...Eh ?..'
"Hi, I know you are not on call yet but we need you to do a quick Amsterdam and back...Twice...Report at Stansted as quick as you can...Thanks bye...."
'....Uuuughhh...Eh ?....WTF ???'....'**** !'

Northern Lad
17th Aug 2001, 18:26
Sarah Cox......shut the **** up, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

FlyingForFun
17th Aug 2001, 19:10
"Mmmm - breakfast."

Shortly followed by "B*ll*cks, got to go to work after breakfast."

Shortly followed by either "Hey, but I can PPRuNe from work!", or "B*ll*cks, I've got a busy day, may not even have time to PPRuNe from work."

FFF
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kabz
17th Aug 2001, 21:15
Hmm, if I move these trucks, then where are the aliens going to be ?

Ohno, we are running low on ammunition...

That truck is struggling to get back in its trailer. Those balloon tyres are cool...

Where are those damn aliens...

RW-1
17th Aug 2001, 22:30
"Veeeeeellllllllvvvvvvveeeeet! Where are you?"

Hehehe ....

Actually, it's more of a:

"I'm still here? Frell ...."

Then up and out to whatever for the day.

[ 17 August 2001: Message edited by: RW-1 ]

Mac the Knife
18th Aug 2001, 01:00
Another bloody day....

no_name_oz
18th Aug 2001, 02:15
Faaaaar k! Still 6 hours to go until the shift ends! Suppose it's too early to phone and see if my relief is on his way?

[ 17 August 2001: Message edited by: no_name_oz ]

AerBabe
18th Aug 2001, 02:27
Who the fark is that? Oh... it's me... Damn, I didn't turn into a supermodel overnight.

And this morning I woke up wondering why the hell someone had killed my physiotherapist.

criticalmass
18th Aug 2001, 05:52
Hey, I got another day to live...now, can I get some flying done?

Blacksheep
19th Aug 2001, 07:58
"Oh good! Praise the Lord, I'm still here. Better get on with it then."

Been like that ever since the day I nearly wasn't... :)

**********************************
Through difficulties to the cinema

aidybennett
20th Aug 2001, 19:05
.."just have 10 more minutes", ussually followed by.. now who was I was just shagging in that dream? :)
Or "S***, not already, I don't want to get up yet!" :(
Or, slighlty less frequently..'Did I really do want I think I did last night?' (Turn to look at othe pillow) ..'Oh, my God, I did'

dazedandconfused
20th Aug 2001, 19:57
One that occurs far to often for my liking:

"Whos house is this...?" :confused:

Usually accompanied with:

"Who are you...?" :confused:

Or every guys nightmare:

"Where are my clothes...?" :confused: :eek:
(But that only happened once, honestly!)

dingducky
20th Aug 2001, 20:17
oh its noon, time for oprah :cool:

rover2701
20th Aug 2001, 23:20
I wonder if they noticed I put the engine on back to front. and wheres the bloody blood pressure tablets. and I knew I shouldn't have drunk that bottle of whiskey last night !!!!!!!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Trinflight
21st Aug 2001, 18:00
Which hemisphere am I in? :confused:

Luca_brasi
22nd Aug 2001, 09:54
What was her name again???

and one that was heard quite a lot during the end of year 12 holiday with friends.

"Jerry, Jerry, Jerry"

Yep, nothing better than having Jerry Sringer as an alarm clock.

drop bags bar
22nd Aug 2001, 11:56
Find light switch....fumble for some hotel stationary to find out where the Fark I am .... oh **** missed breakfast....are we outta here today or tomorrow ..... tomorrow .... back to bed... see the rest in the pub in five hours. :D :D :D