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21st Apr 2004, 13:04
Who do we think would be the ultimate winner in a no holes barred, last man (or woman) standing JB Deathmatch?

Who would set the bottom line, because they said so?

I know, I have been watching too much MTV!

21st Apr 2004, 13:05
Flaps / Flybleu or Wholigan ;)

21st Apr 2004, 13:06
Is that the game where contestants have to beat each other off of a narrow bridge with big cotton buds?:confused:

(corrected to please english teachers)

Onan the Clumsy
21st Apr 2004, 13:10
where contestants have to beat each other off

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

a is dum
21st Apr 2004, 13:11
Not the Kangaroo Bar again!

(BTW, its on the RH side nearly at the back of the lane)

21st Apr 2004, 13:36
Suspect there could be only one winner... who would dare argue?

I'd like to see...

Ozzy v Bill Hicks

Airship v Grandpa

Me v Topcat450

Coconuts v anyone ;)

21st Apr 2004, 13:50
I'll be up to open a 6-pack of whoop-ass on your sorry beee-hind as soon as Miss DESK has finished massaging my shoulders.:ok:

21st Apr 2004, 14:12
Where and when? Are power tools allowed?:E :E


Mr Chips
21st Apr 2004, 14:13
I guess that TIM against TIC would be pointless.... nothing to see here, move along

Jerricho vs MIL obviously

Singapore Girl/Blue Diamond - would they employ the Brothers to fight on their behalf??

Smart money is on Drapes for a win - against anyone!!!.. big tough Geordie with some weird contraptions.. many of which could be weapons...

21st Apr 2004, 14:23
Singapore Girl/Blue Diamond
Why didn't I think of that. Pass the kleenex somebody......

21st Apr 2004, 14:32
I suppose if we're going to bring the tone down to that level, howzabout Miss Stockpicker vs Miss Desk :E I'd even chip in for the baby oil

oops, can I have the tissues after you timm :O

21st Apr 2004, 14:34
As Dick Emery would have said "Oooh you are naughty ---- but I like you". :E

21st Apr 2004, 14:35
Airship v Grandpa I capitulate.

(valiantly proclaiming age before beauty...anyone who throws down the gauntlet here directly in the face of Danny deserves respect, if not being allowed a v. wide passage!) :\

Biggles Flies Undone
21st Apr 2004, 14:36
Good grief, this is almost like the Jet Blast of old :ok:

All we need now is Slasher, all the afore-mentioned PPRuNettes and a big pool of mud :E

Pass the beers - I'll take a seat at the front :p

21st Apr 2004, 14:40
Airship - a v. wide passage!

I say again....Where are you Carnsie!!

Mr Chips
21st Apr 2004, 14:46
My apologies. When I typed Singapore Girl/Blue Diamond, I was actually meaning that either one of them against anyone.. they would employ people to fight on their behalf...

The ladies of Jetblast in a no holds barred all in mud wrestling match in skimpy attire is not what i was thinking at all....

well, maybe I wasn't then.. but now.........


What if we had an inter airline deathmatch? Which is the hardest airline? (we had an inter ATC unit deathmatch - it was the pay "discussion" on ATC issues!!!)

Front Row by the mud pit

21st Apr 2004, 14:49
What if we had an inter airline deathmatch?
The one involving Hooters is already sold out.

Boss Raptor
21st Apr 2004, 14:54
Like to point out that as 'Boss' I will always win;

1. As I fight dirty

2. I know more rules and legal loopholes/blackholes than u do

3. If I consider the opponent has a chance of winning they will be 'dealt with' prior to the match thereby ensuring certain win :E

21st Apr 2004, 14:58
Did someone mention mud wrestling? I'm downing me power tools and pulling up a chair and a beer too :E :E


21st Apr 2004, 15:24
they would employ people to fight on their behalf...

But of course!

However, you should know that we are also very capable of doing our own fighting should the unlikely need ever arise.

:E :cool:

21st Apr 2004, 15:39
If anyone else needs the tissues I've passed them onto Mr Chips.

Have a good one :ok:

The Invisible Cat
21st Apr 2004, 15:54
I guess that TIM against TIC would be pointless.... nothing to see here, move along
'xcept for mud wrestling...
but one is not sure one would appreciate that :} :}

21st Apr 2004, 18:25

6'5, 15 stone, northern and nasty .

I'll take the title now


tony draper
21st Apr 2004, 18:38
3 1/2 lbs,.44 made by Sam Colt.


22nd Apr 2004, 01:31
Awww Drapes. You beat me to it.

I was going to introduce Mr Smith and Mr Wesson.

I wanna see Fishtits vs Mr Chips That's just a combo waiting to happen.

I bagsie referee. LET'S GET IT ON!

I don't think we should bout Onan against anybody, as he is clumsy and all and that just would't be fair.

Buster Hyman
22nd Apr 2004, 04:14
Count me out. There's no way I'm going to get beaten around the ring!!! :ouch:

I think I've mentioned my tattoo before...:}

22nd Apr 2004, 04:26
Oooooo, ooooo, I've just remembered!

Where's that effin Penguin? Just bring it.

22nd Apr 2004, 07:52
It's usually Danny...:E

Mr Chips
22nd Apr 2004, 09:06
I wondered who i would get matched with.... fishtits and Chips - yep, sounds good! I was going to open a can of whoopass, but I reckon I'l open a bottle of vinegar instead!!!

Anyway, bring it on Jerricho. i ain't scared of you, you Aussie Woofter
(he HAS moved away hasn't he???)


Locking the classroom door

23rd Apr 2004, 00:40
Chippy, you forget I have my spies everywhere. I have my little bitch from Stockport there just waiting for me to give the order to strike...........

Mr Chips
23rd Apr 2004, 11:31
I have my little bitch from Stockport there

Would that be a Heathrow Director? Short, female and cute? Send her to me!!!!!!!

23rd Apr 2004, 11:54

Now look what you gone n dun Jerri.....

Chips - you me and the goddamn vinegar in the carpark at lunchtime - I'll bring my own mate - Mr Ketchup......

No other accouterments need attend....


The Invisible Man
23rd Apr 2004, 12:07
Flaps,Flyblue and Wholigan verus Airship, T.I.C and T.I.M

Three rounds, two falls , two submissions or a knockout.

Paintball now thats a good idea!!!

23rd Apr 2004, 12:08
Sounds like a good idea for a bash that...

The Great Pprune Paintball Shoot 'em Up Bash


The Invisible Cat
23rd Apr 2004, 12:13
One only accepts paintball if the opponents are equiped with invisible ink guns.

23rd Apr 2004, 12:15
Of course, no paintball contest will be complete without a bunch of army or air cadets who think they are highly trained killers, but get 'killed' within minutes due to their gung-ho mindset.

Makes me laugh every time :E

The Invisible Man
23rd Apr 2004, 12:21
Would they accept the challenge or hide behind their cloak of Moderationess?

I'll arrange Bash(ing) if the rest of club think it's a good idea.

23rd Apr 2004, 12:31
As much as I hate to use real names, I have never heard of Mr J.G. referred to as short and cute.

And I've got my money on Fishtits! Although, if Chippy brings his ropes and stuff it could be a different matter.

23rd Apr 2004, 13:09
Flaps,Flyblue and Wholigan verus Airship, T.I.C and T.I.M Indeed! 3 against 1! Who's to say whether my erstwhile colleagues will even show up, let alone run interference... := I'm only 1.78m and 80kgs of bone and rippling muscles (80% water), compare me with the car that'll do 150mph but has never gone faster than 1/2 that for the last 12 years... :\

But I can do paintball. I was always on the winning side as a kid, whether I was an Apache, Royal Commando or Bond...AYO GORKHALI!!!. Well, why are you all just standing there, RUN! :D

23rd Apr 2004, 17:39

Sorry, just getting into character........

PS I'm currently naked - apart from my war paint - and I'm swinging threateningly around the room using my Y-Fronts as a sling shot........



Mr Chips
23rd Apr 2004, 17:41
Hmmm... will have to check the staff lists for a "J G" now. Disappointed its not a Miss "F" !!!!

Deathmatch paintball Bash sounds like an ace idea!!!!

Anyone fancy organising it????

The Invisible Man
23rd Apr 2004, 17:51
Mr. Chips,

Already said if there is enough interest I will, providing I have canon paintball gun capable of 600 rounds a minute!!!

23rd Apr 2004, 21:44
Chippy, I'll give you a clue..........he's on my old watch. About 6 foot 2, a major Stockport fan, and lives not far from the centre.

And ref the paintball DM, I'll pay five bucks to the first person to make Chippy scream like a little girl.