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lame
16th Aug 2001, 12:41
Two pilots got to talking on a transatlantic flight. The captain was Jewish, and the co-pilot was Chinese. It was the first time
they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that they didn't care for each other.

After thirty minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, "I don't like Chinese."

The co-pilot replied, "Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?"

The pilot said, "You guys bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."

The co-pilot said, "Nooooo, noooo .... Chinese no bomb Pearl Harbah. JAPANESE bomb Pearl Harbah."

The pilot answered, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter. You're all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence ensued. Finally, the co-pilot said, "I no like Jew."

The pilot replied, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"

"Jews sink Titanic."

The pilot tried to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."

"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg... no mattah... all same."

:rolleyes: :eek: :D

tony draper
16th Aug 2001, 12:55
Heh heh ,good stuff Mr L. :) :)

tony draper
16th Aug 2001, 13:04
Old Yorkshire couple go abroad to Spain for the first time in their lives.
They arrive at hotel and the wife starts to unpack.

"Oh dear Enoch, I've gone and forgot the Bisto gravy powder"

"Nay lass, what tha to do"

"Go next door Enoch, tha's a English couple in that room ask if they have any"

Enoch tovies next door and knocks, large tattooed gent with shaven skull appears,

"Has't any Bisto??"

"F*CK OFF YA DAGO BASERT"

[ 16 August 2001: Message edited by: tony draper ]