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timmcat
20th Apr 2004, 20:50
Next time your kids have MTV (or whatever music video channel they happen to watch) on, look out for the latest track from Brit teen band 'Busted'.

Its hilarious..:E

Paracab
21st Apr 2004, 00:01
Chuckle every time I hear it, but isn't it a little inappropriate ? The swearing in songs gets beeped/silenced etc but this is apparently OK.

Perhaps I'm getting too old. I'll be saying its too loud next.

mattpilot
21st Apr 2004, 02:23
** edit - just noticed it was an obvious answer to a stupid question :) sorry :rolleyes:

TamedBill
21st Apr 2004, 07:45
Even better have you heard 'Air hostess' by David Hasslehoff - he of baywatch fame? I heard it on the radio yesterday and I'm still shivering and covered in goosebumps. It is truly horrifying and never has a singers self belief been so out of proportion to his ability. :eek:

Big Tudor
21st Apr 2004, 10:10
"I messed my pants,
When we flew over France."

What a great line.

Slim20
21st Apr 2004, 10:12
I like the video to Britney's "Toxic"

Can't think she'd look much in an orange uniform tho!!:)

Boss Raptor
21st Apr 2004, 10:40
Yes Britney's uniform is the best :D

Bobby Guzzler
21st Apr 2004, 11:58
Which uniform's that - the skimpy blue thing, or that dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty white lace outfit (guess which one I prefer!). Our orange duffle coats will have to go!:ouch:

Flash0710
21st Apr 2004, 12:02
This is inspired these chaps will go far with their chrming rhapsody:yuk:

(Let's go!)
(Yeah! Alright!)

Walking through the terminal
I saw something beautiful
You left, for your duty call
Next I'm getting on the plane
That's when I see you again
I can't get you off my brain

(Let's go)
That uniform you're wearing
So hot I can't stop staring
You're putting on an awesome show
The cabin pressure's rising
My coke has got no ice in now

[Chorus:]

Air hostess
I like the way you dress
Though I hate to fly
But I feel much better
Occupied my mind
Writing you a love letter
I messed my pants
When we flew over France
Will I see you soon
In my hotel room
For a holiday romance?
Air hostess

Throwing peanuts down the aisle
Stupid but it made you smile
You came over for a while
Then you whispered in my ear
The words that I longed to hear
"I want you to thrill me here"

You can't because you're working
The paparazzi's lurking
You didn't know I'm in a band
In England people know me
One photo's worth a hundred grand

[Chorus:]

Air hostess
I like the way you dress
Though I hate to fly
But I feel much better
Occupied my mind
Writing you a love letter
I messed my pants
When we flew over France
Will I see you soon
In my hotel room
For a holiday romance?
Air hostess

Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na
Na, na na-na

That uniform you're wearing
So hot I can't stop staring
You're putting on an awesome show
The plane has almost landed
So tell me where I'm standing now

[Chorus:]

Air hostess
I like the way you dress
Though I hate to fly
But I feel much better
Occupied my mind
Writing you a love letter
I messed my pants
When we flew over France
Will I see you soon
In my hotel room
For a holiday romance?
Air hostess

Cos' you're my air hostess
I love the way you dress
Air hostess
My air hostess
I love the way you dress
Air hostess
:suspect: :suspect: :suspect: :suspect:

TamedBill
21st Apr 2004, 12:10
I'm confused now - thats the song I heard, I thought it was David Hasslehoff..hmmmm I'm just not with it any more....need a lie down...still a godawfull song though:yuk:

Onan the Clumsy
21st Apr 2004, 13:12
It was so bad...

"I messed my thong
when I heard that song"


:}

BALIX
21st Apr 2004, 15:11
Pah! Young whippersnappers. Better off listening to 'I'm Mandy, Fly Me' by 10cc - that was a much better song about a stewardess (as they were called in the 70s) and no need to include a premature ejaculation reference. :ooh:

whiz
21st Apr 2004, 15:32
Originally posted by Paracab

Perhaps I'm getting too old. I'll be saying its too loud next.

I recently took my 2 eldest boys to see Busted in Cardiff. They were without doubt, the loudest thing I have ever heard. I remember a line from a live rock album I had as a kid ( I cant for the life of me remember the band though :rolleyes: ) when the lead singer said ' Can we have everything louder than everything else please ' That's just what it was like, as they were singing my ear drums were vibrating so much I thought they would burst. That coupled with the screaming teenagers drove me to distraction. As we drove home I couldnt hear them speak to me !!! .... actually that was the only plus point of the night :D

Ropey Pilot
21st Apr 2004, 16:39
Throwing peanuts down the aisle
Stupid but it made you smile

How many CC are going to think that is a charming and witty thing to do before whisking you off to the loos for a quick trip to the mile hile club?
:}

Actually, since pax are no longer allowed to congregete near the latrine surely joining the mile high club is a terrorist act :ooh:

greatorex
21st Apr 2004, 17:15
God help us all! :sad:

I must be getting old!!!!!!! :D ;) :D ;)

etrang
21st Apr 2004, 17:28
"and no need to include a premature ejaculation reference"

I must be getting old. I thought they were referring to an extreme fear of flying. No wonder it sounded a bit odd.

mattpilot
22nd Apr 2004, 12:42
just saw the video - i think its pretty good - wouldn't mind having one of those "air hostess' " myself :)

i like the part of the video where the concorde lands and the 2 guys just look like they pooped their pants :cool: