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Rollingthunder
23rd Mar 2002, 21:03
"There is nothing more satisfying than having someone take a shot at you,. .and miss.". .. .Murphy's Military Laws.

Feeton Terrafirma
23rd Mar 2002, 21:09
Trust me there is.. .. .Taking a shot at someone, expecting it to miss, and it doesn't.. .. .Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh satisfation plus. Smug even. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" />

Rollingthunder
23rd Mar 2002, 21:25
Warning: Dates on a calendar are closer than they appear.

Rollingthunder
23rd Mar 2002, 21:34
"Most "How-to" instructions are languages not of this world.". .. .Robert's conclusion

tinyrice
23rd Mar 2002, 21:47
Ground Checked OK.............

slam_dunk
23rd Mar 2002, 22:27
I told you, we where not going to make it !

Unwell_Raptor
24th Mar 2002, 16:53
In Britain the Left has usually been more gauche than sinister.

LowNSlow
24th Mar 2002, 17:16
Friendly fire isn't

Tinstaafl
24th Mar 2002, 19:28
"I told Orville and I told Wilbur, it'll never work."

PAXboy
24th Mar 2002, 21:06
With regards to being shot at and them missing you ... this happened to my father. As the Nav and radar operator in a Mosiquito, he saw Tracer going over their canopy. It must have been vivid in the dark! He said to his pilot, "Some [email protected]'s shooting at us!". .. .I think that is a pretty good one-liner! Oh, they managed to get behind it and record a 'Damaged', it was a 110.

Hagbard the Amateur
24th Mar 2002, 21:45
"If you don't eat you don't 5hit and if you don't 5hit you die..."

Huck
24th Mar 2002, 22:11
"Airplanes fly due to Bernoulli, not Marconi - i.e. never drop the aircraft to grab the microphone!"

ImNot
24th Mar 2002, 22:25
What does this button do...ooops. .. .Deny EVERYTHING!!

PPRuNe Pop
24th Mar 2002, 22:49
On Spike Milligan's tombstone: "I told you I was ill".

Flight Detent
26th Mar 2002, 15:38
"Unable to fault - please report further". .. . and, "We know about that, there's no need to write it up in the tech log!". .Yeah, right.

Rowley
26th Mar 2002, 18:14
Your not funny, Your Fat and look as if you should be funny, but your not!. .. .Lock Stock

Mr McGoo
4th Apr 2002, 00:09
A female politician (I forget name) was trying to insult Winston Churchill with:

"If I was your wife I would poison your tea."

Churchill: " If I were your husband I would drink it!"

scran
4th Apr 2002, 00:50
Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are bloody dangerous.


and


Teamwork is essential. It give them somebody else to shoot at.

Hugh Jarse
5th Apr 2002, 06:55
"Scattered showers, MY ARSE!" : Noah

You want it when?
5th Apr 2002, 07:28
I've always liked -

SEMPER IN EXCRETO PROFUNDUM VARIAT

Others:

Good point, well made
And your point is?
And your cry-baby whiney opinion would be?


If someone pulls the "And your point is?" on you the answer is

"Just beyond your grasp"

I thank you.

Mirkin About
5th Apr 2002, 17:25
Flaps30's what your going to need here John.

OldAg84
6th Apr 2002, 01:47
Tracer fire works both ways.

pigboat
6th Apr 2002, 02:12
Never use a long clean word when a short filthy one will do.

briteandbreezy
6th Apr 2002, 02:22
http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/fk/catfly.gif I can see clearly now, the brain is gone. http://www.contrabandent.com/cwm/s/contrib/fk/catfly.gif

Hugh Jarse
6th Apr 2002, 09:47
"He is depriving a village, somewhere, of an idiot"

chippy63
6th Apr 2002, 10:46
What will you do for a face when King Kong wants his a^$e back?

solotk
6th Apr 2002, 11:07
"never mind the time of day, I wouldn't give you the steam off my pi55"



:mad:

cabin secure
6th Apr 2002, 15:15
MY FAVOURITE RESPONSE TO THOSE VERY FORWARD MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX:

"I like your choice but not your chances!":p

maninblack
8th Apr 2002, 11:31
Witnessed by my Father, many years ago whilst trying to sort out a dispute between two clerks, one of whom had referred to the other as part of the female anatomy.

He apologised with.

"I'm sorry for calling you a c#*%, Gerald, I was wrong. One of those is of some use. You are an appendix."

;)