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Kaptin M
23rd Mar 2002, 20:21
Round and round the garden,. .Like a Teddy bear,. .One step, two step,. .Blah, blah, blah.. ............................................................ . .. .Georgie Porgie, Pudden and trucks,. .Kissed the girls and made them ...... .--------------------------------------------------------. .. .Mary had a little lamb . .Its fleece was white as snow

Feeton Terrafirma
23rd Mar 2002, 20:49
There was a young girl called Sue. .Who filled herself up with glue. .she said, if they pay to get in. .they can pay to get out too!!. .. ._______________________________________. .. .There was a young man call Perkin. .Was continually jerkin his gerkin. .His mother said Perkin stop jerkin your gerkin. .your gerkins for ferkin not jerkin. .. .(Slasher where are you?) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> . .. ._____________________________________. .. .There was a young man from Kent. .His tool was crooked and bent. .to save himself trouble he put it in double. .and instead of cuming he went . .. ._____________________________________. .. .There's a bit of a start for you Kap.. .. .Edit cos this kbd can't spel propa. . . . <small>[ 23 March 2002, 15:52: Message edited by: Feeton Terrafirma ]</small>

23rd Mar 2002, 22:07
There was a young lady called Jane,. .Who liked it now and again.... .Not "now and again",. .But NOW! and AGAIN!. .And AGAIN! and AGAIN! and AGAIN!

Devils Advocate
23rd Mar 2002, 22:08
Here's to the cut that never heals. .The more you stroke it the softer it feels. .You can wash it in soap. .You can wash it in soda. .But you'll never get rid of that Billingsgate odour !. .. .Ps. For the colonials amongst us Billingsgate is / was the premier London fish market <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Devils Advocate
23rd Mar 2002, 22:14
As I walking past St. Paul's. .A lady grabbed me by my... shoulder. .She said, "You look a man of pluck, come inside and have a have... ham sandwich !". .. .or howz about. .. .One fine day in the middle of the night. .Two dead men got up to fight. .Back to back they faced it other. .Drew their swords and shot each other !

23rd Mar 2002, 22:20
The ex-BF's Dad, an East End Jew, used to declaim the following whenever he laid eyes on me:. .. ."Roses are reddish and violets are blueish. .If it wasn't for Jesus we'd all be Jewish.. .but they way YOU dress, even the good Lord would need sunglasses" . . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .. .Another fave of his whenever I lit a cigarette:. .. ."It wasn't the cough that carried her off,. .it was the coffin they carried her off in!". . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

The Nr Fairy
24th Mar 2002, 03:11
Written by a comedian who also happens to be a paraplegic :. .. . Roses are red. . Begonias are thick. . I can feel my hands. . But I can't feel my dick. .. .John Callahan - "The Night, They Say, Was Made For Love" plus "My Sexual Scrapbook".

24th Mar 2002, 03:59
Here's one for those post-PPRuNe Bash befuddled moments:-. .. .'Twas an evening in November,. .As I very well remember;. .I was strolling down the street in drunken pride.. .But my legs were all a-flutter,. .And I ended in the gutter,. .And a pig came up and lay down by my side.. .. .Yes, I lay there in the gutter,. .Thinking thoughts I could not utter,. .When a lady strolling by did softly say:-. ."You can tell a man that boozes. .By the company he chooses". .And at that the pig got up and walked away.. .. .(I believe this may have been written by Seamus Heaney). . . . <small>[ 23 March 2002, 23:09: Message edited by: HugMonster ]</small>

429 CJ
24th Mar 2002, 07:21
An old favourite.... .. .Georgie Porgie - pudding and pie,. .Kissed the girls - and made them cry.. .Now when the boys came out to play..... .He kissed them too - for he was gay!. .. .Um, that's the best off the top of me 'ead.

A Comfy Chair
24th Mar 2002, 17:55
There was a policeman from the junction,. .Whose organ had long ceased to function.. .For years of his life. .He decieved his poor wife. .By the dexterous use of his truncheon.. .. .Or,. .. .The cabin boy was a ripper,. .But a dirty little nipper,. .He lined his A$$. .With Broken glass,. .And circumsised the skipper. .. .:-D. .. .Let me know if you want more... I know plenty :-)

Standard Noise
24th Mar 2002, 18:01
There was a young lady from Naas,. .Whose tits were made out of brass,. .In stormy weather, they banged together,. .And sparks flew out of her ass!. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .. .Sleeping's permitted, dribbling isn't!

25th Mar 2002, 03:54
-Little girl, little girl where have you been?. .-I’ve been to London to model for “Queen”. .. .-Little girl, little girl what did you do there. .-Stood around, danced around, lay around - bare!. .. .-Little girl, little girl what happened then?. .-Nothing. They’re funny, these cameramen!. .. .cur

25th Mar 2002, 15:37
There once was a vampire called Mabel,. .whose periods were exceedingly stable.. .One night at full moon, she sat down with a spoon,. .and drank herself under the table.