View Full Version : Is Moritz Suter YakYak?.......

spud's on the job
22nd Mar 2002, 18:05
.....or are the new rumours emerging from the land of Trolls all so much bushwa?. .. .What would hapen if the PPRuNe's latest and most irksome troll was actually an IOT failure and some time botherer of the military forum?. .. .Discuss.

22nd Mar 2002, 18:18
Well, for a while I thought M.S. was the same one as Hold At Saffa. (And Hold At Saffa = Yak-Yak). .Got some e-mails from one of them and now convinced I was wrong.. .(I know folks, this is mind-boggling, the TowerDog was wrong, has not happened before in the history of mankind.). .. .Well, then somebody forwarded an old PPRuNe thread about stolen identity, the real Yak-Yak was not the one that had posted trash for a while.. .. .So all I can say is, the plot thickens.... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

22nd Mar 2002, 18:55
I can tell you all, that on several occations I haven't been myself either! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

22nd Mar 2002, 19:41
As a matter of fact, once in a while, I am beside myself.

bugg smasher
22nd Mar 2002, 20:28
Trust yer nose there TowerDog you old bloodhound, methinks Morris is not only Saffa, but YakYak and Lobotumi as well.

22nd Mar 2002, 21:07
Bugg Smasher:. .. .Aha, so I was not wrong after all then?. .. .Aye, it be easy to smoke 'em out: Just start talking about pilots unions and seniority list then "Hold at Saffa" becomes un-glued.. .. .If M.S. and Y-Y chimes in and blows sunshine up H.a.S's tailpipe, uh then they must be the same person all rolled into one big angry ball. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .. .I got the x-ray picture from M.S. and could not stop laughing. H.a.S would not send me the time of the day if requested, so perhaps they ain't the same after all.. .Don't cruise the mil forums, so don't know what Y-Y has been up to.. .(But on the union issues she transfered to H.a.S, but everything has been quiet from that front for a while. Perhaps she is in the Gulag.Thank Allah). .. .So, the conclusion is...Uh, better pop another bottle while I think about it.

23rd Mar 2002, 00:26
Er yes... and Spuds on the job is who exactly???. .. . You have a disturbingly similar breezy chat line spud!!

bugg smasher
23rd Mar 2002, 00:55
Interesting, the list of nom de plume's grows like weeds now. I'm beginning to suspect maybe there are two of them at work here, lesbian lovers holed up (no pun intended) somewhere in a tiny village, cozy little Swiss rabbit hutch well-stocked with gay literature, Melissa Etheridge complete set of CD's, one computer on the bedside table with well-worn keyboard they share when they're not fighting, which is often these days, Moritz is rethinking the relationship)...just might have the beginnings of a story here.

23rd Mar 2002, 04:50
Just a question on multiple user names.. .Does Danny have the ability to catch people using multiple user names by their servers' IP address or some such?. .If so would he consider releasing a common list (or are we having too much fun trying to do it ourselves?). .. .DISCLAIMER - I am not Morris S, Admin Guru or the Guvnor (but I do/do/did find them occasionally amusing)

Moritz Suter
23rd Mar 2002, 13:54
Dear World,. .. .I am me, and none other, the one and only MS.. .Cognito ergo sum.. .. .Glad you like the x-ray, Mr. Dog...still makes me giggle like a drain. Did seem to upset the apple cart of old Hugster, though, poor old luvvie. One can only presume that the Preparation H has lost its bite and the grapes of wrath (pardon) are making him squirm more than usually of late.

23rd Mar 2002, 15:49
Woolie, yes, the IP address (you can see a link to it below each post) is very telling indeed. Not conclusive by any means much of the time, but a very good indicator.

24th Mar 2002, 01:02
Spuds: A general point; IOT, like any of the forces commissioning courses is a tough deal, and the fact that Y-Y didn't complete it isn't something to deride. Fair play to her and anyone who gives it a crack. Added to that she wasn't a "botherer". She learned a lot from the forum, and the fact that some contributors were less than supportive from time to time is more an indictement of them, not a reflection of Y-Y necessarily. . .. .I am constantly aghast at the lack of support to people who want to join up and post on the Mil forum get from some of my esteemed colleagues.. . . . <small>[ 23 March 2002, 20:03: Message edited by: kbf1 ]</small>

The Mistress
24th Mar 2002, 01:22
Are you going to defend her rude, arrogant, over-inflated ego 'till the day you die kb. What a waste of time and energy!

Moritz Suter
24th Mar 2002, 10:43
I used to visit a Mistress once, just off the Northcote Road.....any relation? Sound just like her!. .. .PS. You were wrong about THOSE scars.

24th Mar 2002, 11:59
Which design bureau was the best at designing fighters, Yak or Sukhoi? Please elaborate!

The Mistress
26th Mar 2002, 05:21
Come on Suter - explain yourself. What 'scars' am I sooo 'wrong' about? Direct statement from you!. .. .Which town/city is Northcote Road in? . .. .Answer the questions or stop posting [email protected]

Moritz Suter
26th Mar 2002, 05:37
Since you seem so naughtily geographically challenged, Mistress, I think more and more that you are she of the Northcote Road, all those years ago. You know precisely to which scars I refer. It pleases me to note you’re still a wicked strumpet after all these years.. .. .MS.

26th Mar 2002, 05:39
A quick Google reveals Northcote Roads all over the world. The one which I suspect is in reference is London SW11 (Battersea).. . . . <small>[ 26 March 2002, 00:41: Message edited by: HugMonster ]</small>

The Mistress
26th Mar 2002, 05:54
Fear not Huggy, it was a test that MS failed miserably.. .. .MS - I intend to remain a 'wicked strumpet' until my dying day but you've NEVER met me and you're STILL posting [email protected] <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="tongue.gif" />

Moritz Suter
26th Mar 2002, 05:57
How very disappointing, my dear young woman. It might have been.........memorable.

pants on fire...
26th Mar 2002, 11:05
I believe the only "affair" Morris Minor has had in living memory is with his right hand.. .. .The only thing that might be .......memorable, might be his (it, she's) absence! . .. .There does seem to be little doubt however, that Morris is a complete bunch of [email protected]!

Moritz Suter
26th Mar 2002, 11:17
In The Gutter, eh, Mr. Fire?. .. .Profile's a fabulous read, by the way. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> . .. .MS.

spud's on the job
26th Mar 2002, 17:26
hmmm - just like old times

26th Mar 2002, 18:08
You're all missing the point of this thread! I repeat:. .. .Which design bureau was the best at designing fighters, Yak or Sukhoi? Please elaborate! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Send Clowns
26th Mar 2002, 19:57
MS does not have a good history on tests. (S)he claimed to be ex-RN officer, but then could not tell me the relevance of "Will ye no come back again?" to every Naval Officer. I have a suspicion of a connection with the navy or RNR, but not with a commission in the regular force.

27th Mar 2002, 02:06
Standing on the side lines I have to say M Suter is ovbiously very clever at what s/he does. Said person either opens up a contoversial thread generating irrate replies or mid thread butts in and draws certain posters into a war of words. Which ever way you look at it you're all being done up like the proverbial kipper.. .If this person wasn't such a [email protected] it would be quite amusing, as it is all they manage to do is spoil what is generaly an interesting and enlightening forum.

The Mistress
27th Mar 2002, 03:51
Don't take it too seriously my sweet. This is Jet Blast and it's all a bit of a game. Some of us actually enjoy "getting stuck in". Just think how boring it would be if we all agreed with each other all the time - it would make for some pretty short and dull threads <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" />

Lima Tambo
27th Mar 2002, 04:15
Certainly us fencers enjoy getting stuck in! Don't we Huggy? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

27th Mar 2002, 05:46
Point taken, just don't like bitterness but a little bit of honey always helps <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" />

Moritz Suter
27th Mar 2002, 05:59
My dear sweet darling Mr. Somewhatconcerned, please forgive me, most assuredly, for offending your loveliness, and indeed, the loveliness of this hallowed and gentle place. I shall, of course, try resolutely to behave more in keeping with your lovely INSIPID NAUSEATING TRITE AND SACCHARINE IDEALS FROM NOW ON, Blast Yer! This is Jetblast, dear, not an AA meeting!. .. .MS (x)

27th Mar 2002, 07:12
Thanks MS feel much better now. By the way the second A is for anonymous so who told you? No problems with farmers by the way. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

Moritz Suter
27th Mar 2002, 22:10
Pleased to hear it! Looking forward to your quizie thing...got me Funk and Wagnals all laid out, illuminated globe plugged in, and the cork out of the Chardonnay. Let the Joust Begin!. .. .MS.

Celtic Emerald
27th Mar 2002, 23:18
I've a feeling that I know what. .'somewhatconcerned's' other nom de plume might be, a lady who loves yapping about sweetness, honey, kisses, cuddles and lightness etc perhaps? Personally I just prefer to smack people in the jaw <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> . .. .Anyway there always has to be one of them here in JB, I mean someone who stirs the pot, hate it matbe but JB wouldn't be half as entertaining without one. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" /> . .. .Emerald

28th Mar 2002, 09:30
Quite impressed MS, don't do quizzes but do own an illuminated globe, as for Chardonnay, it's the windoleene for the masses and prefer to drink the real thing.. .Celtic, I'll have to decline your offer but only because French was one of my weaker subjects <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" />

pants on fire...
28th Mar 2002, 10:35
I will agree about one recent comment here.. .. .Morris Minor is a "Funk and Wagnals".... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />