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Blue Boy Horizon
27th Nov 2001, 12:44
We have all been to those meetings where
someone wants more than 100%.
Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.

First of all, here's a little math that might
prove helpful in the future.

How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?

Begin by noting the following.

IF:
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q = 17
R = 18
S = 19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

Similarly,K N O W L E D G E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%

But interesting (and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%

This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.

But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALIZE),
is B U L L S H I T =2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

So now you know what all those high-priced
consultants, upper management,and motivational speakers really mean then they want to exceed 100%!

KAPISHHHHHHHHHH??

Czin Czin... :D :D :D

gravity victim
27th Nov 2001, 20:17
Not a good way to choose careers though.

A pilot weighs in at 72%,

a ppruner does better at 108%,

while a lavatory cleaner scores a whopping 160%!

Mind you, a ppruning pilot scores 180% so that's OK.

RW-1
28th Nov 2001, 01:43
Wow!

No wonder most heli's C-R-A-S-H (49% Effort)

rather than pull off a successful
A-U-T-O-R-O-T-A-T-I-O-N (169% Effort)

It just takes too much to get it right :D