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Bo Nalls
11th Apr 2004, 17:55
Shamelessly stolen from another website but worth sharing I believe.


Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the THIRD LETTER of your FIRST NAME to determine your new first name: a = poopsie b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f= greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = stinky k = flunky l = boobie m = pinky n= zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = tootie u = dorkey v =squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa

Use the SECOND LETTER letter of your LAST NAME to determine the first half of your new last name: a = apple b = toilet c = giggle d = burger e = girdle f = orf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n =rhino o = bubble p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v =pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker

Use the FOURTH LETTER of your LAST NAME to determine the second half of your new last name: a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n =chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v =kisser w = squirt x = humper y = brains z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Julia Robert's new name is Boobie Bubbletush. Tom Cruise is Pinky Gizzardlips.


Seems my new name would be "cheeseball livertush" :uhoh:

IB4138
11th Apr 2004, 19:08
Tony Blair ........ Tootie Liverlips
John Prescott....Cheeseball Gizzardfanny
Gordon Brown...Loopy Gizzardsquirt
David Blunkett...Squeezit Liverchunks


Squeezit Applenose

419
11th Apr 2004, 19:34
Saddam Hussain = Gidget Chickenfanny





Poopsie Cootiebrain.



P.S.

QUOTE
"Julia Robert's new name is Boobie Bubbletush"
A pornstar name if I've ever heard one!

mattpilot
11th Apr 2004, 20:01
i believe you got Tony' Blairs name wrong. It ought to be Zippy Liverlips


Tootie Cootiefanny

twilightsglow
11th Apr 2004, 22:14
Pinky Giggletush :)

Dead_Heading
11th Apr 2004, 22:23
Goober Chickenbrain

timmcat
11th Apr 2004, 22:36
Pinky Applesniffer

VFE
11th Apr 2004, 22:36
Pinky Bubble Squirt.

......yup, I'll go with that! :)

VFE.

mattpilot
11th Apr 2004, 22:52
man, this place is turning into a kindergarden! :}

Tempsford
11th Apr 2004, 22:55
Tootie Cootiefanny,

Are you from the Pratts Bottom Cootie Fannys?

If so we may be related,

Kind regards

Buttercup Cootiefanny

IB4138
11th Apr 2004, 23:29
mattpilot

Tony is short for Anthony........

return to kindergarten!:p

Hostie from Hell
11th Apr 2004, 23:41
Boobie gizzardlips



:ok:

Whirlygig
12th Apr 2004, 00:07
Loopy Gerbilsprinkles ?????

You lot all got better names than me :{ :{

Chickenhawk66
12th Apr 2004, 00:20
Pinky AppleButt :E

The Greaser
12th Apr 2004, 11:48
Tootie Applekisser

Slim20
12th Apr 2004, 12:46
Pinky Girdlebuns and Dinky Girdlefanny - our company chief pilot and CEO. (No wonder they're such good pals!)


regards
Chim-chim Chickenchunks

woowoo
12th Apr 2004, 12:56
Crusty Chickensquirt

Oooo thats nasty

:E

Huron Topp
12th Apr 2004, 14:42
Crusty Girdlesniffer...'nuff said.:ok:

Ralph the Bong
12th Apr 2004, 15:25
John Howard=Cheeseball Bubblehead.--How Apt!!