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Loki
19th Mar 2002, 01:08
My dad who is 80 just got remarried. He told me the other day that his doctor has got him on viagra. According to him you have to be really careful when you take it because of the delay, then it sort of hits you with a rush and there`s just about 20 minutes worth of energy with which to perform.. .. .I thanked him for this news and then asked why he was sharing this with me. He replied: "I just wanted you to know why I`ve been banned from Sainsburys"

Jet Dragon
19th Mar 2002, 05:08
I heard Viagra was prescribed to Pensioners to stop them rolling out of bed!!!. .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

Biggles Flies Undone
19th Mar 2002, 15:44
New combination pill just hit the market - 50% Viagra and 50% Prozac. Very effective because if you don't get a f*ck you don't give a f*ck <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" />

PilotsPal
19th Mar 2002, 17:37
Sounds like the answer to all Slasher's problems..... .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

Gunner B12
21st Mar 2002, 06:59
There was an article in the paper here the other day about them trying to use Viagra to treat a guy with heart disease, which is what it was originally developed for. The thing that cracked me up though was when they said he was on six pills a day, they managed to add the line "he is experiencing no side effects".. .. .My thought is if I experienced no side effects from six Viagra a day, I might as well be dead.. .. .You don't suppose the cardiac benefits are gained from all the extra exercise he will be getting?. .. . <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />