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sanjosebaz
18th Mar 2002, 22:51
Well, almost <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="smile.gif" /> .... .. .A young hotshot got a job at the income tax office.. .His first assignment was to audit an old rabbi.. .He thought he'd have a little fun with the rabbi , so he asked:. ."Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?". .The rabbi said: "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle.". .Next the kid asked, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?". .The rabbi answered: "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls.". .Finally the kid enquired: "And what do you do with the foreskins from circumcisions?". .The rabbi answered patiently: "We send them to the income tax office, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you."