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HomerJay
1st Apr 2004, 11:14
I cant stand filling out these forms!!!!!:mad:
By the end of the day I need to hand in a self assesment form for a job application. Its a supervisor job in an office with computers and stuff.

How do you motivate yourself to succeed in the areas you least enjoy in your current role?

How have you developed your current role?

How do you feel you are perceived by Your Manager?

How do you feel you are perceived by Your colleagues?

Reason for your application?

I know ive given very litlle details, but any waffly crap that sounds good on an application form would be greatly appreciated

Taildragger55
1st Apr 2004, 11:50
How do you motivate yourself to succeed in the areas you least enjoy in your current role?

Honest answer-"Terror of starvation"
Application-"By realizing that all career choices involve some functions that are difficult, and by striving to change the environment to make them more enjoyable"

How have you developed your current role?
Honest answer, "By systematically eliminating or undermining my colleagues and by increasing staff productivity through bullying and terror."
Application: "By enhancing internal processes, empowering staff, and approaching problems in a proactive way."

How are you percieved by your manager
Honest answer, "As a disloyal and incomptent little toad."
Application, " As a valuable member of the team."

How are you percieved by your colleagues?
Honest answer. "As a snitch"
Application answer, "As a motivated and supportive member of the team."

Reason for your application?

Honest answer, "I really don't look good in a MacDonald's uniform."
Application answer, "I believe that my
skills and experience in (give examples) would allow me to be a very effective member of your organisation."

Funny how I seem to have a problem finding a new job.
Good luck with the job.