View Full Version : Man cattle (White cow at EGCC)

31st Mar 2004, 16:31
On taxiing in at Man today I noticed there is a fake white cow in the middle of the field! anyone know WIHIH?:confused:

31st Mar 2004, 16:50
Shhhh promise not to tell anyone? OK then...

Its the Cheshire police anti-rustling undercover squad!
You didn't hear it from me, right?

I hope that's not true, or I'm in BIG trouble!

31st Mar 2004, 16:53
I think it's an exhibit for the Moo-seum!

31st Mar 2004, 17:45
That's a load of bull, bealine.

31st Mar 2004, 17:58
Now I thinking you are all milking this:rolleyes:

31st Mar 2004, 17:59
Yes - the Moderators must be on the horns of a dilemma. I think it should be moved to an udder forum...... :ooh:

tony draper
31st Mar 2004, 18:31
I think they are used to encourage the other cows to lay more eggs, or they encourage cows flying past to land and have a feed allowing the farmer to shear em, well its like free wool int it..


cessna l plate
31st Mar 2004, 19:41
It's apparently something to do with europe, like the man said, a load of bull!!!!!!!!!!

31st Mar 2004, 19:53

I don't know the correct answer, but I think it's something to do with a breed of rare cattle, bred in the cheshire area close to Ringway. It's a wonder the spotters havn't told you because it's
situated in the viewing park. This answer is "fair dinkem"

regards nooluv........... (formerly known as moo-luv)

31st Mar 2004, 20:15
It seems all the replys you are getting are a load of bullocks.

31st Mar 2004, 21:03
You didn't hear it from me, right?

Sorry, did someone call ?

31st Mar 2004, 21:06
Now come on chaps - there could be a lot at steak here.

The Invisible Cat
31st Mar 2004, 21:14
It was put there to beef up traffic and landing taxes.

bagpuss lives
31st Mar 2004, 21:43
I think it has something to do with this :


31st Mar 2004, 21:43
tell the truth, you cow ards......

31st Mar 2004, 21:52
I understand that it was put there to compliment the bull**** that the management continually utter.

31st Mar 2004, 22:21
Yes, there definitely needs to be a steer from management on this one.......

31st Mar 2004, 23:55
They couldn't afford a white elephant? :confused:

1st Apr 2004, 15:48
I'm not one to mince my words...ok, I'll get my coat and burger off!

1st Apr 2004, 15:55
Grab the bull by the horns and answer!

1st Apr 2004, 15:56
They're pretending to be Milton Keynes :rolleyes:

1st Apr 2004, 15:58
It's what's referred to as a "teaser".

It gets the female cows randy so when the bull comes in they're all up for it together.

Honest, I've got me one too!!:ok:

Onan the Clumsy
1st Apr 2004, 16:00
I think it came up on a day trip from Milton Keynes and lost the return part of its ticket.

I just saw Dishman's post on page 2 - Doh!

1st Apr 2004, 16:31
Reading through these pages, its a good thing it wasn't a chicken, otherwise I'd be shell-shoked from the number of yolks everyone would have cracked, and, whats more, someone would have probably played a fowl trick on me.

(sorry, sorry, I'll leave by the back door)

1st Apr 2004, 16:37
That's a poultry attempt to keep up the bantam. :rolleyes:

1st Apr 2004, 16:40
result of listening to too much goon show, I'm afraid.