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24th Jun 2001, 21:38
The EM invites the Cdn to a spot of tea ( both on duty ). The Cdn comments that he doesn't drink much tea although he enjoys it on occaision. The Cdn states " you EM really love your tea don't you " Indeed we do mate, you see....
We enjoy our morning tea for the texture, Our afternoon tea for the aroma and our evening tea for the flavour, and that is prefered. What about you Cdn blokes.
Well in Canada in the morning for texture we have our S H I T.
In the afternoon for the aroma we have our F A R T.
And in the evening for flavour we have our C U N T and that is prefered.
have a good day mates !!