View Full Version : National Orgasm Day declared.

Kaptin M
24th Jun 2001, 18:11
LONDON: A major British sex shop chain, citing a recent survey that showed 80% of women faked their climaxes during intercourse, said it was declaring JULY 31 National Orgasm Day.
Under the slogan "Make it, not fake it," the Ann Summers chain said it was time for women to stake their claim to a full and satisfying sex life.

(Source Reuters)

Well, I want to go one better, and declare it INTERnational Big O Day.

All in favour, say "Aye"!

24th Jun 2001, 18:20

Nil nos tremefacit
24th Jun 2001, 18:20
Make every day 'orgasm' day - easy if you're a bloke.

Thing is, I'm sure I've never met any of the 80% of women they're talking about. ;)

compressor stall
24th Jun 2001, 18:22

But what about National Multiple Orgasm Day??????

Those who restrain desire do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.
William Blake

24th Jun 2001, 21:38
yep, I'll be in that one ;)

reddo...feral animal!

25th Jun 2001, 01:37

429 CJ
25th Jun 2001, 02:23
Kapt. M, what was the source......, Rooters? :)

Got to love an "appropriately" named organisation!!

'Gravity' is just a myth that the earth sux.....anon.. (or was I just drunk again?)

26th Jun 2001, 17:58
Haven't I already seen this particular day mentioned in another thread? I feel sure I'm right ... I remember posting a reply that said 31 July is the day I arrive in London, so I'd be available to lend a hand, or any other required part of my anatomy! :)

Oh, what the hell ... the offer still stands! http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/eek.gif :) http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/eek.gif :)

Dispela olgeta samting i pekpek bilong bulmakau!

Tricky Woo
26th Jun 2001, 18:03
Ann Summers tried this a while ago to entice women to the events... but nobody came.



Boss Raptor
26th Jun 2001, 19:05
'Let your fingers do the walking'

26th Jun 2001, 19:21
One further - lets make it International Spontaneous Multiple Orgasm Day

Stiff Lil' Fingers
26th Jun 2001, 19:55
With all this happening on July 31st, maybe Aug 1st should be designated as 'National Launder Your Bedsheets Day' :)


26th Jun 2001, 23:36
80% of English women fake there orgasms? EIGHTY PERCENT??!!

Does that mean only one out of the top 5 PPRuNe English ladys will actualy cum? http://www.pprune.org/ubb/NonCGI/eek.gif

Ok, um, who is it then? ;)

27th Jun 2001, 00:01
What's an orgasm?

27th Jun 2001, 01:38
Multiple orgasm?

Come again?

27th Jun 2001, 01:42
Thats 80% of those who reported slasher, the other 20% lied ... :)


27th Jun 2001, 03:35
I have decided to fully support National Orgasm Day.

I hereby donate my body to the cause.

I will hold practice sessions every Friday until the big day. Just let me know where to come, as it were.

Come and get it girls! (or was that get it and come?)


pax domina
27th Jun 2001, 04:13
I'm not English . . .


pax d - narcissistic, short-sighted, ill-bred moron

27th Jun 2001, 04:47
Nor I, but carries the heritage of the country which decided to come up with, sorry, publish the idea, the buggers did not ask me! Maybe I was busy.....

They must have asked the 80% after the partner had gone to sleep!

zzzz zzz zz snort snore zzzz zzz zz

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pax domina
27th Jun 2001, 05:02
Not even any heritage from any part of the British Isles . . .


pax d - narcissistic, short-sighted, ill-bred moron

27th Jun 2001, 05:09
Ever the gentleman, I await the opportunity to help a lady in need.


How anyone could say that chivalry is dead is quite beyond me.

27th Jun 2001, 05:54
I always knew when my last girlfriend had an orgasm.

She dropped her nail file.

The Nr Fairy
27th Jun 2001, 11:43
PD :

I'm sure we can find you a man who'll make you feel like a proper English woman . . . just go to the next Bash, there'll be loads there ( how does it go - big watch, talks about himself all the time, has a small dick ? ).

AND - then you will have some English in you . . .

For the last bloody time, it's "The En Ar Fairy" . . .

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27th Jun 2001, 13:37
You guys have no idea what hard work it is to fake an orgasm properly.

The Nr Fairy
27th Jun 2001, 14:00
I thought a couple of sessions repeatedly watching the "Harry met Sally" scene would have done it, PP.

pax domina
27th Jun 2001, 16:15
Nr Fairy - been there, done that. Two proper Poms many years ago, and one half-Pom who was born there. (Oh, and the one I, ummmm, did other things to when I was nineteen.) The pilot on the above list wears a moderately sized watch, and has a nice big . . .

:) :) :)

pax d - narcissistic, short-sighted, ill-bred moron

Nil nos tremefacit
27th Jun 2001, 18:31
...ego, no doubt?

27th Jun 2001, 19:20
As the old saying goes,

Q. How can a real man tell if a woman has just faked her orgasm?

A. Who cares !!!!!!!!!!!

:) :) :) :)