View Full Version : what's in a name? - a porno movie!

no name
22nd Jun 2001, 12:02
If you've thought of a good porno name for a movie here's the place to put it. To get the ball rolling:

- The sex files

- Muffy the vampire layer

Drop and Stop
22nd Jun 2001, 12:11
"Polling the Electorate" - Directed by Mr. T Blair

Dave Incognito
22nd Jun 2001, 12:44
Here are some possible porno spin-offs from real titles:

Forrest Hump

Pulp Friction

Romancing the Bone

Saving Ryan's Privates


Here are some real titles that should have been left for the porn industry:

In Too Deep

Chinese Box

The Bone Collector

My Giant

Flying is easy - just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

22nd Jun 2001, 12:58
I prefer Shaving Ryans Privates.

How about Sly Lick of the Flange (Silence of the lambs)

Pearl Necklace (Pearl Harbour)

22nd Jun 2001, 13:50
The Tool Of The Vile (The Jewel of the Nile)

The Ph*cker of young Opra (The Phantom of the Opera)

Boy Meets Womb (Boy Meets World)

Honey I Shrunk Your Clit (Honey I shrunk the Kids)

Rockos Bonkin Wife (Rockos modern Life)

Third C*ck In The Son (Third rock from the Sun)

Are You Being Serviced (Are you being Served)

The Whore Of The Joneses (The war of the Roses)

The Lets F*ck Joy Club (The Joy Luck Club)

[This message has been edited by Slasher (edited 22 June 2001).]

22nd Jun 2001, 16:02
Great stuff guys ! I just couldn't help but see the 'Fabulous New Releases' above and thought I may as well contribute some of mine ;) (Look out for these, and the above ones in your local video store) :

Flight Of the Intruder - Plight Of the Intruder
Charlies Angels - Charlies Flange-Jewels
Gone in 60 seconds - Blown in 60 seconds
Unbreakable - Unf*ckable
Just Shoot Me ! - Just Root Me !
Once a Jolly Swagman - Once a Floppy Shagman
The Young And The Restless - The Young And Their Wetness
Blues Brothers - Loose Mothers
Big Trouble In Little China - Big Dicks In Little Vaginas
Dances With Wolves - F*cking with Hooves
My Dog Skip - My 10" Prick

:) :) :)

'There is some satisfaction, that is mighty sweet to take, when you reach a destination you thought you'd never make...'

[This message has been edited by Hottie (edited 22 June 2001).]

no name
23rd Jun 2001, 04:38
Star Trek: The First Penetration

23rd Jun 2001, 05:37
Around the World in Eighty Lays.

I want to star in that one :)

I Am Ugly
23rd Jun 2001, 05:38
Driving miss daisy---Crazy...

23rd Jun 2001, 16:42
Dammit CaptSensible, I should have thought of that!

Cliff banger (Cliff hanger)

23rd Jun 2001, 17:31
Cocky (Rocky)

23rd Jun 2001, 18:10
I've never seen one that big before....(Titanic)

Pearl Necklace..(Pearl Harbour)

23rd Jun 2001, 19:40
The first ever Walt Disney venture, a mixture of porn and sci-fi (remake of an earlier film):

The Pink Hole


24th Jun 2001, 04:20
Shaving Miss Daisy :)

26th Jun 2001, 07:58
102 Dalmations - "102 Masturbations"

26th Jun 2001, 10:27
I have a vague childhood memory of

"the erotic adventures of Pinochio- It's not his nose that grows"

Voodoo 3
27th Jun 2001, 01:00
The Sperminator !!!!!!!!!!!